Righto, im beginning to feel as though im the only guy at Portkey who isnt a knight

ive only just now worked up the guts to give it a shot, so don't be to harsh

I, coupe, do swear on the good site Portkey to protect my royal partner and Pillow Queens with both honor and courage and uphold their ideals and virtue to the best of my abilities, and If I do skirt my duties or disgrace my order, may Professor Snape kiss me sensless and Draco Malfoy fall madly in love with me. This I do swear in the name of Portkey and the good name Pillow Queens.
Name: coupe
Age: 18
Birthday: August 29
Favorite Color: im not really sure
Hobbies/Interests: footy (soccer), other sports, H/Hr, day-dreaming, ma mam's chilli and Portkey

(the last one is just to look good for the mods

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Well thats just about sums up boring old me

im gonna go and think about what ma favourite colour is