This thread is it's title: You Know You're Crazy For D/G When...

I was having trouble thinking of more for Frozen Embers, so could you help me out?


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You Know You're Crazy for D/G When....

1.) You join the Bat Bogey Hex fanlisting just because Ginny performed the curse on Draco.
2.) You go around looking for D/G sites.
3.) You dream about Draco and Ginny falling in love.
4.) You get a group of fellow D/G shippers together to make the 'Ultimate D/G Site.'
5.) You have your boyfriend bleach his hair and have it slicked back with gel, and you dye your red like Ginny's to show your Shipperness.
6.) You insist that you won't talk to your friends ever again unless they agree that Draco and Ginny are meant for eachother.
7.) You hold meetings for your friends to explain to them the all of the possibilities for Draco and Ginny being in a relationship together.
8.) You fast forward through 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' to watch the part when Draco says that Ginny was Harry Potter's girlfriend, and then you yell 'Draco's so jealous!'
9.) While re-reading the Chamber fo Secrets you found yelling obscenities during the Flourish and Blott's scene because Lucuis Malfoy's a ###### - but atleast Draco and Ginny talked during that same scene, and it was sort of to each other!
10.) When you decide Christmas is your favorite holiday because its colors are red and green.
11.) When you see a movie and think, 'Thats so D/G!'
12.) When you see people walking around the streets that have vague resemblences to Draco and Ginny, you're like "Aww they would make such a great couple!"
13.) Whenever you get drunk you tell every red head you meet they would make a great Ginny Weasley...
14.) When you're reading a fanfic & you know just what each of them is going to say & do next, because you just know their relationship that well.
15.) When you listen to songs and think of ways they are alike with the D/G relationship.
16.) When you love D/G so much you would try to turn every non D/G shipper into D/G shippers.
17.) Evil D/G plot bunnies viciously attack you every hour of every day, persistently.
18.) The impossible is always possible. *smirk*
19.) You stop every time you see the DG initials of Dolce and Gabbana.
20.) You mentally pick out clothes for Draco and Ginny to wear.
21.) You change your sheets to green and red, because it helps you sleep better.
22.) Your mind immediately changes any word featuring the letters G and D into Draco/Ginny.
23.) You refuse to draw anything other than D/G fanart.
24.) When you read Romeo and Juliet, you picture Romeo as Draco and Juliet as Ginny.
25.) When you devote hours of your time to making a D/G site, fanfic, and posting.
26.) When you spend all your free time in the internet looking for D/G fiction.
27.) You take part in a D/G fanlist, or you create one.
28.) When you write letters all days adressed to JKR explaining why it would be great if G/D happened.
29.) You ask anyone searching for a good D/G fic to specify preferred genre, rating, length, level of completion, and other ships so you can cross-reference it.
30.) When you start wondering what they'll name their children.
31.) When you start or post on a thread named "You Know You're Crazy For D/G When..." and you love all the reasons in there.
32.) When you show your family some fiction and force them to read it, although they don't like Harry Potter, and they don't know who Draco and Ginny are.
33.) When your friends know about Draco & Ginny more than they would like... and of course it was all your doing.
34.) When you try to talk people who's names start with D or G, and whom you don't like into changing their names.
35.) When you stop reading Cassie Claire's Draco Series, because it stopped being D/G after DS.
36.) When you cry each time you come across a H/G or D/Hr fic.
37.) When you think about bashing canon!Ginny's head in because she is with Dean Thomas.
38.) You want deperately to draw a D/G fanart masterpiece. Unfortunately, you come to the conclusion that you can only draw dragons. By next week, your notebook is full of red and green dragons.
39.) When you spend most of your life looking for someone your parents won't approve of, and vice versa, so you can desperately recreate a D/G romance.
40.) You dream you're Ginny and you're marrying Draco.
41.) You buy leather pants and chocolate muffins.
43.) You have a manip wallpaper of them in your computer.
44.) You keep giving reasons as to why they'll be together.
45.) You ignore all the reasons of why they won't be together, or better, you change them to D&G's advantages.
46.) Make D/G stories based on your other favorite couple's show/movie.
47.) You save the words "DRACO AND GINNY FOREVER" on your scientific calculator so that whenever you turn it on it's on the screen. It's the one great thing about math class, mind you.
48.) Robert Frost's poem "Fire & Ice" takes on a whole new meaning.
49.) You suddenly develop a taste for blondes/redheads when before you were never really interested.
50.) Pansy who?
51.) Michael who?
52.) You refuse to believe Ginny was serious about telling Ron she was going out with Dean.
53.) You further construct an elaborate back-story where Ginny's really dating Draco but couldn't say so (for obvious reasons), so quickly catches her mistake half-way through the "D" and says Dean instead.
54.) When you used to make blonde jokes, but now you defend them to no end.
55.) When you get depressed after reading the plot summary to a D/G story, where you know that Ginny dies from the beginning on.
56.) When you're glad that you know no real person named Draco, because you would fall for him and never find another man, even if he were 73 years old and gay.
57.) You start laughing hysterically everytime you hear Billy Joel's "Only the good die young."
58.) You know you're obsessed when you have pictures of them together on your wall in your room.
59.) When you start/have snippets from D/G fics in your away messages and/or profile.
60.) When you start doodling muffins on your notebooks during exceptionally boring classes...
61.) When you're reading a fic that's not D/G, but everytime they are even close to each other you scream and squeal and sing: Draco and Ginny sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
62.) You are crazy for D/G when you see D and G so close you shout for joy.
63.) You're crazy for D/G when you buy a lipstick purely because its shade is titled "Fire & Ice", and can't wait to get home and post on your LJ how it's a direct hint.
64.) When your non-shippy friends are even seeing little D/G references everywhere and pointing them out to you. For example, a painting with faeries entitled "Fire and Ice"...
65.) When you play a Get-To-Know you game in class and the first question you ask is "What's your favorite ship?"- and you get blank stares and wrong answers before yelling at them to convert to D/G.
66.) When you convince your best friend to love/like D/G by fanart/pictures.
67.) When you sit during boring classes thinking about what their children would look like.
68.) When you continually draw D/G 4 EVA in little hearts around pieces of work.
69.) During art lessons you doodle little stick figures of Draco and Ginny holding hands.
70.) when you are reading a non-D/G fic and get angry at the lack of D/G action.
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Okay, so I updated with everyones ideas, thanks for helping, and hopefully you'll keep getting ideas *crosses fingers*

When you see a movie and think, 'thats so dg!' Ive done it countless times!

12)When you see people walking around the streets that have vauge resemblences to Draco and Ginny, your like "aww they would make such a great couple"

13) whenever you get drunk you tell every red head you meet they would make a great Ginny Weasley... (that might just be me)

katie x

14.) When you're reading a fanfic & you know just what each of them is going to say & do next, because you just know their relationship that well.

You listen to a song you like and relate it to D/G .

*shrug* I dunno..I usually do that with the songs I listen to. ^.~
--Sandie--

16) when you think that everybody else (non D/G shippers) is crazy because they can't see the obvious. (They ARE crazy y'know).

~Ana

18) The impossible is always possible. *smirk*

- Nitya

Adding to the list...

19) You stop every time you see the DG initials of Dolce and Gabbana (I've done that too many times...)
20) You mentally pick out clothes for Draco and Ginny to wear.
21) You change your sheets to green and red, because it helps you sleep better.
22) Your mind immediately changes any word featuring the letters G and D into Draco/Ginny.

That's all I can think of now, I'm so tired, but I'll add more later if I can think of any. And in a side note, omg yeah about the dreams thing! I had a dream I was good friends with Draco and Ginny, and we ran around playing pranks. *sigh* I liked that dream...

23) You only draw D/G fanart hehe
24) When you read Romeo and Juliet, you picture Romeo as Draco and Juliet as Ginny

~ShEnNy

25) When you devote hours of your time to making a D/G site, fanfic, and posting.

26) When you spend all your free time in the internet looking for D/G fiction.
27)You take part in a D/G fanlist, or you create one.
28)When you write letters all days adressed to JKR explaining why it would be great if G/D happened

iheartdm

29) You ask anyone searching for a good D/G fic to specify preferred genre, rating, length, level of completion, and other ships so you can cross-reference it.

-Elena

30.) When you start wondering what they'll name their children.

HPcrazed182

33.) When your freinds know more about Draco & Ginny more than they would like. (all your doing, of course )

34.) When you try to talk people who's names start with D or G, and whom you don't like into changing their names

35.) When you stop reading Cassie Claire's Draco Series, because it stopped being D/G after DS (that might be just me, though)

36.) When you cry each time you come across a H/G or D/Hr fic

37.) When you think about bashing canon!Ginny's head in because she is with Dean Thomas

Ri

38.) You want deperately to draw a D/G fanart masterpiece. Unfortunately, you come to the conclusion that you can only draw dragons. By next week, your notebook is full of red and green dragons. (I think this may just be me though...)

39) When you spend most of your life looking for someone your parents won't approve of, and vice versa, so you can desperately recreate a D/G romance.

ShatteredSilence

Haha, good one, guys. And no, I don't think it is. Megan wanted to get to fifty.



~Faith~

This is seriously off topic, but I felt that it had to be said:

45.) You save the words "DRACO AND GINNY FOREVER" on your scientific calculator so that whenever you turn it on it's on the screen. It's the one great thing about math class, mind you.
46.) Robert Frost's poem "Fire & Ice" takes on a whole new meaning.
47.) You suddenly develop a taste for blondes/redheads when before you were never really interested.
48.) Pansy who?
49.) Michael who?
50.) You refuse to believe Ginny was serious about telling Ron she was going out with Dean.
51.) You further construct an elaborate back-story where Ginny's really dating Draco but couldn't say so (for obvious reasons), so quickly catches her mistake half-way through the "D" and says Dean instead.


~Faith~

Don't know if you need another one Megan, but:

52.) When you used to make blonde jokes, but now you defend them to no end.

53.) When you get depressed after reading the plot summary to a D/G story, where you know that Ginny dies from the beginning on

53.) When you're glad that you know no real person named Draco, because you would fall for him and never find another man, even if he were 73 years old and gay.

54.) You start laughing hysterically everytime you hear Billy Joel's "only the good die young"

Ri

53? Ithought you were going to stop at like 25 or something? Or 50...wow! Nice job you guys!

Szaranea

LOL! Almost all of them are true for me. Lets see, how about:

You know you're obsessed when you have pictures of them together on your wall in your room.

I know thats true for me.

Seems I'm crazy for D/G, I apply to ALOT of those. XD Probably more than 3/4ths of them even.

Little edit:

InTheStars - ::meep.:: Thanks for telling me about one liners, I am so awful when it comes to those.

We all apply to a lot of these. Crazy psycho D/G fans, is what we are.


Another one!

When you start/have snippets from D/G fics in your away messages and/or profile.



~Faith~


PS, Nicky- I don't wanna go all modly on you, but just to let you know, PK doesn't allow oneliners. Just letting you know.

Can you believe I have never entered this thread before now?

Some comments...

InTheStars

You are crazy for D/G when you see D and G so close you shout for joy. I've done this yesterday because I was watching ET in a local channel then I saw the bold and big letters D & G ---> I think it's a signature because I've read it somewhere. . . Then I really shouted I think I have woken up my neighbors and my sister looked at me like I was a maniac or something

You're crazy for D/G when you buy a lipstick purely because its shade is titled "Fire & Ice", and can't wait to get home and post on your LJ how it's a direct hint.

Well, really, who hasn't?

When your non-shippy friends are even seeing little D/G references everywhere and pointing them out to you.

For example, a painting with faeries entitled "Fire and Ice"...


Kristina

PS. Haha Nilla... I remember that...

Heh heh...too many of these are looking familiar. That can't be good, can it?


When you play a Get-To-Know you game in class and the first question you ask is "What's your favorite ship?"- and you get blank stares and wrong answers before yelling at them to convert to D/G.

Or maybe...that's just me...XD

Have got another one -

When you convince your best friend to love/like D/G by fanart/pictures.

Call it desperation.

- Nitya

Just going to re-start this thread

67.) when you sit during boring classes thinking about what their children would look like

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68.) When you continually draw D/G 4 EVA in little hearts around pieces of work

and

69.) During art lessons you doodle little stick figures of draco and ginny holding hands



not that i've ever done this!! *cough cough*


Mod Note: Just edited to add numbers. We lost track before this, so the next person to post I ask to please continue from 69. --Crystal/InTheStars, 23April2006

70: when you are reading a non-D/G fic and get angry at the lack of D/G action.