HELLO!!!

Cat and I have created a quiz for you all!!
What Portkey Chat Regular Are You?

Now, right now, the quiz is a rough draft...i will get better with time...I promise...more questions will be added and the results will be more decriptive...maybe ever more results will be added...
*PQ honor*

Enjoy!

Misstake

Miss, I loved your quiz. Amazingly enough...I got Darkstar. Imagine that?

I'll be anxiously awaiting version 2.0!

Darkstar

Hahahahahaha

Oh I love you guys

I want to know who else gets 714

~714

I was just like to add...it took a really long time to make this quiz and we were just narrowing it down to a few people to get it started...Pleae don't be upset if you aren't on it we will be addingmore. Let us know if you feels strongly about being in it!!

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catark

Got Darkstar. no one seems to be around when i am visiting the Crooms. I guess that's to be expected since most of the peeps are from Cross-Atlantic and its early morning/Late night for them.

Okay, aparently I'm someone named Thel....is this a good thing? I'm rearely on chat but I'm always lurking around the forum, does that fit the description. Guess I should go find this person and see what I'm like. Nice job on the quiz we need more stuff like this.

-Quis

lol Quis...we are going to add the descriptions later, but hey heres a little taste

Thel--is the resident chat lurker....

hope that helps a little..check the quiz back later

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catark

Oh good god... if that's the description than it's absolutely scary how spot on you are. I'm think I'm the only Mod who lurks but since I'm on here so often and rarely say anything I guess it fits rather well.

I like to see you finish this quiz before moving on but have you thought about a more general 'who are who' quiz? I'm thinking based on a handfull of forum members, or the staff or something like that. There's just something about seeing the words "You are NAPPA" flashing on the screen that appeals to me.... Just an idea.

-Quis

Interesting idea Quiz...and it would have been easier to narrow it down a bit...but we were just trying to have fun with some people in chat...you can actually get nappa as a result in this quiz

but yea we could probably make a better quiz if we narrowed it down...hmmm must consult misstake on this.

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catark

lol I got Darkstar. What are all the possiblities for people you could get? Just curious...
Great idea, guys!
~Gaia

Hehe I got someone who is a Lurker! even if its a Mod! I think the Quiz is great but needs to be spread out a bit. Like you can tell us the name of the peeps that can be gotten as possible answer?>

Evidently, I am Darkstar.

I don't know what to make of this, but I think Darkstar should be very, very disturbed.

-- babygrrl

P.S. Miss: What? No questions about pole-dancing? Or the corruption of innocents? And here I thought I had made some sort of contribution to our little society! *grumbles*

Just kidding! Love the quiz.

It's still a work in progress, Babygrrl. Don't worry about it. There are only like 10 possible choices at this point.

And besides...Sammie got Darkstar as well...I seem to be a popular man thus far.

Darkstar

Babygrrl...trust me I have some questions and answers already all drawn up for you...we started this early in the evening last night and only a few people were in chat. so we decided to use them....but more will be added...as miss said *PQ honor*

once agian..hopefully we will have descriptions up by tonight. I didn't know it was sooo much hard work making a quiz..or maybe it just is for me

I am a special kinda girl (okay so I just wanted a reason to use thta smiley face)

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catark

Catark and Perfectmiss: You guys are the coolest for thinking this up.

And frankly, I didn't want to say this before, but Darkstar and I are really the same person. It's all just an evil ruse to confuse the Portkey populace. Muhuhahahahahaha!

-- Babygrrl (or is it?)

*sigh* Babygrrl...I think you are feeling the effects of what I like to call Post-Vacation Insanity. It will pass in time.

On another note...You need to work on the evilness factor. I am way ahead of you on that one. I carry out evil plots all the time around here. Heh-heh...

Anywho...Am I myself...last time I checked...

Darkstar

Mod Note: I have pinned this topic... seeing as how it is so important. (Also, this is my first offical action as a mod... so go me!)

Other than that, I also got darkstar... I guess if I cant get myself... thats the next best thing! (But lets add me to the list soon! I dont want to go through an identity crisis!)

-Sammie

So who am I?

Me of course

I want to have those lttle summarys up soon. *Evil laugh*

I cant help but wonder what you really think of me Well the truth comes out doesen't it?

Aurora
Resident Tease

This is the description that I sent imPerfectMisstake and hopefully she'll accept it.

QUOTE

Max LoneWolf is dashingly handsome charming guy. A rabid H/Hr shipper and a moderator on Portkey. Here's a list of his credentials: Supreme Mugwump of "Soap-Free H/Hr Society". Winner of the "Most Lecherous" Award. Head Fanboy of Msscribe/Babygrrl and Ryoko. Current Winner of the "Favourite Imp" poll. Creator and owner of the Couch 'o Corruption (CoC) Commander in Chief of the Commando Mugwumps. Underneath that playful exterior lies a sweet nice guy. You should be honoured to have gotten a character so well rounded and popular. You are truly a man's man.

Babygrrl, I'm disappointed you didn't get me, I guess Cat/Miss didn't show my corruption too well, just my SFHHS and H/Hr shipping extreme..

Cheers
Max LoneWolf

Max, as much as I would like to be a man's man, I just don't think that would work out.

And there are suspiciously high numbers of us who apparently are Darkstar. I think this either means that we all secretly long to snog Sammie (and in Sammie's case, I guess, snog herself) or we are all a bunch of broody imps.

Make of that what you will.

-- Babygrrl

Hmmm...

I like to think that everyone wants to snog me (but I think that the real darkstar would have something to say about that...). Anyways, I like to think of it that way cause it give my ego a boost!

(Dont worry, Ds, Id never cheat on you. Not even with myself... unless of course, youre into that sort of thing and would like to watch... j/k.)

-Sammie, who is very amused and flattered.

Yea Baby, I wanted to fix that.. I thought of putting in "a woman's man or a strong woman"... oh well.

Miss will Edit it, I was just posting that but Miss will definetly change a lot of it
Broody Imps? I think NOT you Baby!

Max LoneWolf

Hey all...

Wow, everyone wants to be Darkstar! How cool. I was not aware how much of an "everyman" I was. lol.

Anyhow...It does please me that I have the girl everyone seems to want. But if any of you are thinking about putting the moves on her...Either I'll beat you up...Or sue you. Decided which is worse for yourselves.

Sammie, don't worry, I like you just the way you are...And I'd prefer to be the one hanging off your lips.

Darkstar

PS: You all know you want to be the broody imp deep down...

Just dropping a note to say a few more results were added and a few descriptions..

Its a work in progress...so check it out when you can

Thanks for taking the quiz and I hope you enjoy it

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catarl

Yay! I have a true identity now! I took version 2.0, and got myself! *Thank God*

You are Sammie! Not only are you the Muse of the PQs, you are smart and funny as well! You are also totally loyal to you shipmate Darkstar...You love the sarcastic type.

Lol... so true, so true...

-Sammie

Never mind, I just took the quiz again...

QUOTE

You are 714! The chat flirt. You are always on the lookout for an opening to get friendly with almost any chat menber. You are well loved and a welcome addition to any chat!

awww *glomps* you guys that is sooo cute and sweet *mwah* platonically of course

Damn, I love this place!!!!

~714

QUOTE

You are Darkstar! While sarcastic and brooding, you try to be a good guy. Between being the Wump of Publicity and shipping with Sammie, you're a pretty busy person

I still got Darkstar lol. Who all could we be?

~Gaia

HEY! How come everyone get's DS?? ( j/k DS)

I still want to know how come no one is getting 714. Are there NO flirts on this board?????

~714

Hmm...I got Sammie...I know we're best friends and all, but I didn't know we were so alike! ok, well, I guess I did...What were all of the possible answers? I know there's Ds, Sm, Thelvyn, Max, Nappa, that's all I know...*Is sad that she's not considered a regular...* Oh well, no biggie! It's still a great quiz! Lot's of fun!
~Batgirl

All right. Have taken quiz again.

Am not, in fact, Darkstar.

Am me. But am wondering why there is no snazzy description of Babygrrl. How are the privileged ones who get this result to understand what this truly means? I mean, let's think about the responsibilities involved here.

*pokes Max* Yo, Fanboy. Perhaps you should write one for me. Will reward you with smut. *waggles keyboard enticingly*

-- Babygrrl

P.S. Batgirl, you are a chatroom pillar, girlfriend. Wouldn't be chat without you.

Babygrrl *eyes following the waggling keyboard*

*Furiously orders his 1000 monkeys to come up with a description for Baby that is worthy of her*

I'm holding you to your word.
*grabs 1st draft from Monkey #69*

QUOTE

Babygrrl- Winner of "Biggest Corrupter", Co-Headmistress of the Fanboy Harem, and author of smut such as "A Ride to Remember". Babygrrl is a incredible foxy lady. You can most likely find her Pole dancing, entertaining the crowds with Msscribe in Chat, or scaring away Born-again Christian surfers. There is no other package that has that sense of humour, playfulness and smutiness. You are one foxy chick!(or weird dude)

How's that? Now the smut can be sent to...

Cheers
Max LoneWolf
Misstake hasn't put my Description up either..

Well Max I have to say that is definetly more accurate than the one you wrote for yourself.

Baby once again appologies all around...this is a work in progress...you will indeed have a wonderful description. If you like max's that will be fine. Sorry about the delay...sometimes I am about as creative as a tomato....


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catark

I'm Babygrrl....close enough

I got Cat, and considering they didn't have me (yet), It's a good person to be. And i would like to know who else I could have gotten.

Nicole

Hey guys....sorry i haven't gotten my act together getting the results and pics done...Been sick, as some of you know. I didn't even get online last night!!!
But I am going to work on it as we speak. As for Babygrrl's description, it's fabulous!! *smiles* Way to go Max's monkey # 69! lol
*just a reminder* I am stealing your all's avatars!! If you don't want me to, send me something to use...
And for those that do'nt have a description yet, send me one of those too...just post both in this thread if you wish...

That is all!~

Misstake

Miss,

Just let me say again how cool you and cat are for doing this. Is loads of fun.

And my Max will be rewarded with angst-free smutlet. Promise.

-- Babygrrl

*Max Does a HAPPY Smut Dance involving the Fanboy Costume and only that*

Baby I thank you in advance
And the level of smuttiness in the fic will be proportional to the extravagance of my love declaration to you, Baby

Max LoneWolf
Loyal Fanboy

EEP!! Geeze Max! That's scary...put some clothes on! hehe

i just hope everyone is happy with the quiz. Just a few more discriptions and I shall be done!!! WOO HOO!!!

Misstake

Well Well Well guys....
I just thought that I would leave a message to state a few little things...

1. I didn't feel like editing my other post...*shrugs* call me lazy!
2. I am thinking about separating the one big quiz into two little quizzes...What Male and What Female are you...this way, the quiz will be smaller..and you can be a hermafrodite...ACK!! I mean, so you can have two choices!
3. A new quiz may be in the making...but that is all I can say...
4. If anyone has any ideas about a quiz they would like to have made or whatnot, please let me or Cat know! We like to hear from ya! *geez, I sound like an infomertal or something...*
5. I would like to say one thig....boo- wait, maybe I shouldn't...SLB/G...
and finally
6. Cat...I am doing it again!! You know what you need to do!!

As of now...that is all!~

Misstake

Yay, another quiz!

*loves Miss*

You ESB, you. Boo-- (whoop - caught myself, there)

-- Babygrrl

How did you make a quiz?

*raises eyebrow* Well. I got Nappa.

"You are Nappa! Smut fiend and co-creator of Portkey. " I'm honored that the results say that I'm a Nappa, but honestly, I would've thought I would be more of a lurking, no-couch-of-corruption-or-smut-for-me type.

Oh well.

Lovely quiz, dearies. *glomps cat and miss*

I'm almost done with a new quiz entitled....

What Portkey Group Should you Belong to?

It will be done probably this weekend. I don't think its quite as good as this last one, but then again miss was too ummm "busy" to help...

Miss is such an ESB!!! he he he

sky--Nappa? muhahahahahaha!!

So keep your eyes open for the new quiz!!!

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catark

NOT FAIR CAT!!! I am a busy, busy gal!! I have college, two jobs, my family, play practice, plans to dominate the world, writting fiction, typing fiction, sending you my fiction, beta-ing, taking care of miss priss, and drawing!! GRRRR lol

I thought you love me Cat...

And i love you Baby!! I truly do!! hehe

Misstake

I got Aurora....
Aurora I am you..
why can't I be me...? lOl..it's hard to come online the same time as you..seeing I'm in a different time zone! Lol!

okok no more whining! Cool quiz though. Love it tons and thanks ever to miss and cat who did them.

Cheers!
blaze

OK, I got Darkstar on the first version.

Now, how many possible profiles are there on this quiz? And how do I go about getting my own profile onto it?

Eric

The profiles are based on people who chat regularly on portkey's chat system . (if you have trouble use the MiRC option. I use the trillian version.

We chat about anything - and nothing. We've gone on group missions to beat up plagerizers, to have serious discussion on the Iraq/US war - to pole dancing by the gals (very entertaining.... especially as today babyoil was involved).

We each bring our own personalities to the chat... basically someone ( I forget who.. :sorry: ) made a quiz with what some of us are like in the chat. So in the end... if you would like to be in chat, go there, Join us. And whoever made the quiz finds that you really are "different" (/crazy/nuts/mad.....) then you'll get added

NAPPA

Oooh, yes. Join us!

*attempts to lure more innocents into dark world of chat*

But to be honest, Eric, it's all about the pole dancing. I hope you know how to dance.

-- Babygrrl, in search of more baby oil

I am very dissapointed in the lack of flirtatious people on this board....

~714

714 - You may also remember that not all of us are the flirty type. Take me, for example. I just like to glomp and schlomp a lot. If you ever go over to the HMS Pumpkin Pie at Fiction Alley Park, I have signed with it in some of the past threads. And whenever I edit... I try to remember to glomp or schlomp Mr. and Ms. Edit Button (E.B.).



Nicole