Title: To My Dearest Hermione
Author Name: Twilight Moon
Category: Execrable
Point of View: Victor Krum

To my dearest Herm-o-ninny,
Your are almost as beautiful as Ginny.
If only I had a dime,
for every time,
you slapped me in the face!

I know you didn’t mean it,
for I am Victor Krum!
You may think I am just a slimy git,
but I am no Bum!

You know that you really love me,
not that stupid git Potter!
He may fill your heart with glee,
but I am just plain hotter!

But once you read this poem,
I know you will surely see.
That I am better then Potter,
And that you are truly in love with ME!

Gryffindor is red,
Ravenclaw is blue!
I think that I am sexy,
You should think so too!

Title: Your Witch Got Fat!
Author name: babyhalo19
Category: Execrable
Point of view: Ron

(This goes to the toon of "Baby Got Back". Please don't hate it, it's just something I heard on the radio, and could imagine Ron singing with different words.)

I hate ugly witches and I cannot lie.
You other wizards can’t deny.
When a witch walks in with a pimply face and fat all over the place,
You get sick!
I want to hex ya, and clear up that whole messa!
So fellas, yeah, fellas, yeah,
Does your witch got the zits?
Hell yea!
Hex it, Hex it, Hex it, Hex it,
Hex those ugly things!
Your witch got fat!

Title: Hello!
Author Name: meso.moony
Category: Excrable
Point of view: Cornelius Fudge


Hello! My name is Cornelius Fudge,
I like bogie flavored ice cream, with chocolate fudge!

I’m a bit thick, and I drink lots of rum,
And what a coincidence, I like Viktor Krum!

But please, bear with me. You see,
To ruin the wizarding world, is my destiny!

I was once under Dumbledores' care,
But now, I run off to other friends, like a frightened old hare!

In league of friends, are Lucius Malfoy,
Who’s almost as wise as Gilderoy!

And although I know my ends come from a Death Eater,
The deed could easily be done by a stray Quidditch Beater!