Ok, so we have the "You know you're obsessed with HP when..." thread. So I figured this one is the next logical step. I just hope Im not alone on this one.

*Ahem* You know you're obsessed with Portkey when:

-Your AIM has a special "Portkey Pals" group.
-You find yourself refreshing the screen every 10 seconds in hopes that someone has replied to your post.
-You find yourself using terms like: "H/Hr", "lol", "LMAO", and "PoA" on a regular basis.
-You get so excited you almost pee when one of your favorite stories is updated... Like a Ride to Remember (Hint, Hint, Babygrrl)...
-You find yourself going into the chat room with the intention of just popping in.. but the next thing you know, its 2 am.
-You have to supress a giggle when you see something about Napa wine village in California because it reminds you of NAPPA.
-You feel at times that your Portkey pals know more about you than your RL friends.
-You are always making posts to assure you keep your spot in the top 10 posters.
-You met your 'other half' here... and now you cant go 6 hours without talking to him/her...

Ok... thats all I can think of for now. Let me know your reasons for being obsessed. Cause I know Im not the only one!

-Sammie

I just am. I feel wierd if I don't come on here for a day.

I've revealed more about my life, than with anywhere else-at least online

I've never been so pervy with anyone else....

It's all abt Portkey man

~714

YES!!!! I admit it! I am completely obsessed! Staying away for even one day was pure torture!

Of course, it's not just Portkey...

IT'S SAMMIE!!!!! Only here can I chat with Sammie (curses Windows 2000).

I know exactly what you mean, though, 714. This is all new for me, too...

*coughs* OK, reasons...

You start a shipping relationship with someone on-line...

You feel physical anguish for staying away...

You get giddy as you reach another 100 post barrier (I'm on 300)...

You like your Portkey friends better than your RL ones (this is somewhat true)...

You go to Portkey during your lunch break at school...Every single day...

Darkstar

Well...
*I am at home, DYING because I can't just BE on portkey, because of one internet line
*I DO have a group on AIM entitled Portkey Pals
*My Livejournal has other portkey-ers listed as friends
*I get really excited when 'my' stories get updated, *cough* Septanic Dueling *cough*
*I miss my chatroom posse, you know who you are!
*SOmetimes I get sad that Thelvyn is in such a different time zone
*I have to explain to someone daily what portkey is, because I let the word slip
*I am posting in this thread!

THere you have it...I also experience most of the ones that Sammie listed, too....I MISS YOU GUYS!! I'll be back sunday night!!
~Batgirl

-You find yourself making pumpkin pie because you hear of it so often, you get a craving for it

-You know what the couch o' corruption is

-You find yourself using the word smut more than any other time in your life

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catark

There's a few more I forgot...

You give yourself a title from a Portket Group (looks at the PQs and Wumps)...

You miss someone when they're only gone for an hour or two...

You hang around in the chat for hours waiting for someone...

You vote in polls to try and get Nappa to update Septanic Dueling (hint, hint)...

You launch flame attacks on plagarizers...

You know where a ton of people are from, how old they are, etc...

Darkstar

I have a few to add:

while trying to explain what you do in college, it revolves around an internet connection and something about portkeys

You need someone to catch you up on portkey happenings after having been gone for 4 days...*hint hint*

You downloaded all the songs that were "played" during the V-Day party

you were at the v-day party, (for more than five hours...)

You look for your favorits fanfics on other sites to see if there are more chapters there...


Well, that's it for now...
~Batgirl

Here's a few more:

You know what Karaoke night is, and have actively participated.

You seek NAPPA out to become a Moderator of the forum you spend the most time in. (30% of my posts are in Off Topic... it was the logical choice.)

You think about something funny that misstake did (dare I say... lounge singing to Darkstar and myself), or something perverted that Nappa or Max said (Hmmm... Max you've got some smooth pick up lines...) and laugh about it in the middle of class.

Thats it for now. Im tired.

-Sammie

(Thought Id add the St. Patty's day stuff now... its getting close...)

here a few more

-you try to find a way to put Portkey Moderator on your resume
-everyone on your AIM list has HP somewhere in thier user name
-you are called mum by some girl you've never met in real life (he he bri, just kidding)
-watching people snog while you eat popcorn is a usual part of your friday night

okay so they weren't that good, but hey what can you expect, i think the radiation from my computer screen is starting to eat away my brain.

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catark

I just felt like making this quiz... HERE

I am 100% addicted, well it really doesnt count since I made the quiz but who cares?!?!

71% addicted

79 percent addicted

71 percent!

YAY!

Woah.. I got 91%. I think thats wrong.

Im not nearly as addicted as I used to be. I think I just got that high cause Ive been here for so long... Im a "ye, oldie" lol...

-Sammie

oh, my. 96%. oh, lord.

and i didnt cheat on ANY of the questions.

holy sh*t.

i need to get out more.

--britt

uh oh. 100%. *bangs head on desk*

must. *bang* get. *bang* out. *bang* more.

You scored a 42% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!

Excellent

'Q: Portkey.org was founded by a girl named Jappa'
Those of you who put 'No' should be ashamed of yourselves.

I scored a 92% and I'm proud of it. *grins* lol, maybe not all that proud. *hangs head in embarrassment*

100%!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I get that? I'll never know. *shakes head*

You scored a 67% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!
3 people had a score lower than yours

17 people had a score higher than yours

1 people had a score the same as yours


W00t! i'mm more than half addicted!

Nicole

79%

"You scored a 67% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!" That sounds about right, though I almost expected more, I love it here!!

*sputters* What?! Only 79%! I should be higher! I'm as addicted to PK as anyone here! lol

Darkstar

HAHA I'm 75% addicted to Portkey haha. Nappa a girl hahahaha. I thought that a long long long time ago lol

83%. Didn't know that I was that addicted....I didn't know that Nappa's a girl....

i got a 92%.......Damn i didnt know i was addicted so much

Woohoo! 83%! addicted

~*~Karen~*~

83% addicted!
Wow, I'm getting a lot better. haha

~Gaia~

What, only 92%?!?! And I'm a mod!

Hehehe, Nappa a girl...I remember that one...

Almost barfed at the R/Hr question...and sticking Draco/Pansy in there? My, you're a slick one...

Nice job, Chico!

Joyce

I need help

100%

Someone, please, please *bangs head on wall*

Ok, I said a girl named Jappa...

50% addicted. I'm halfed.

81% addicted, yo.

*puts on supercool sunglasses*

~Nell

who comes from New York and has no qualms about showing her ghetto pride

75% baby! WOO HOO!!

~ Jacy

I got 83% sounds healty. I mean if I memorize the email adress by Heaven, Nappa and James and all modis I would get much more. But na I don´t need it here are so good links.

71%.....*shrugs* figures...

100 % here-and I've even been lacking here lately

Oh well its all good

~714

Oh ya, 83%!!!! I was expecting around there, but it's not good enough! *kicks self in head and go's off to learn portkey front and back* Hehe, just kidding.

~Sweet

Darn.. Only scored a 67% I was aiming to beat Ds.... *sigh* oh well I'll get there someday I supose....

~Princess Bristar

Oh my god........I actually beat Bri, and I have only been here about a month!!!

You scored a 71% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!
11 people had a score lower than yours

39 people had a score higher than yours

4 people had a score the same as yours

Shut up Adam... *grummbles and stocks off*

~Bri

( 83% )

NAPPA's not a girl?! bahahaha, oops I was wondering why he ( well i mean I thought he was a she ) was asking me for a Harry/Hermione/Another girl smutty fic (I'm still waiting for plot bunny!).

SORRY NAPPA!!!!

::snicker:: it's still pretty damn funny though

- J

For those who have been emailing me with snerky comments that post was a joke
I did know NAPPA was a male, I apologize if you thought I was poking fun at his sexuality ::grin:: Hope I'm not bursting any bubbles, but I think he's taken (by a woman).

Sorry NAPPA if you were actually offended.

- J

Hehehe 71%. Sweet! I don't come on nearly as often as I used to... Stupid school!

Alana (force)

79%.....I thought I'd get a higher score. Oh well.

You scored a 71% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!
27 people had a score lower than yours

52 people had a score higher than yours

9 people had a score the same as yours

oh! I think I will got higher score coz I visit here everytime when I log on the www but 71 is OK.

I scored a 67% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!

LOL seems like I'm enough addicted counting that I've found out this site only two weeks ago

I am 83% addicted! Hehehe.

I am so proud!

i got a 85% on the How addicted to portkey are you quizie!

You scored a 67% on the "How addicted to Portkey are you?" Quizie!
18 people had a score lower than yours

67 people had a score higher than yours

15 people had a score the same as yours

wow i didnt know i was that addicted to portkey. i thought i was goin to get below 50% but i got 67% im so proud of myself!!!