Alright all of you No responding in this thread till February14, unless you have something to add here! I'm just opening it to clue people in. This is for all the cool people-we're celebrating here

You can bring a date but it has to be real. No fictional characters (*cough*Makaveli*cough, cough*) or computers (*cough*James*cough, cough*) and try to limit yourself to one date (*cough*my date Max*cough, cough*).

Enjoy!

~714

After talking it over with 714, http://chat.portkey.org/ will be used for the chat.

Hopefully I'll have a logging system coded so that we have a complete log of the event.

A special channel will appear for the chat - It will be called something along the lines of "Valentines Party" Or just "Valentines". This will be listed in the drop down box next to "default rooms".

^hehe, what he said! And the rules still stand!!!

~714

So far:

Nappa/Jamie
James/Raini (that is NOT, NOT, NOT the name of the server-its our own solemn pessimist!)
Darkstar/Sam
MaxLoneWolf/714
Batgirl/Thelvyn

have I left any of you out? you don't have to ship to come, but being that its Valentines Day, and this is the cool thing to do, bring a date!

~714

The Valentines Day Log is up at:
http://chat.portkey.org/chat/vdaylog.php

You will notice some log entries like '14-02-03 00:40 SYS enter: sprintf(L_ENTER_ROM, "James")'

That essentially means that James entered the room. I just didn't have time to code it so that it interpretted that and re-wrote it in a more understandable way. Still, all conversation should be there.

Ahah! Some GREAT moments...

Some of my most favourable ones:

QUOTE

Krieli: i came in for emotional support...the first time ever that i've had a boyfriend on valentine's day and he "doesn't believe in it" Thelvyn: * Thelvyn comforts Kristen MaxLW: * MaxLW comforts Kristen too, well his loss, git Krieli: thanks thel...wait, are you trying to cop a feel? Thelvyn: * Thelvyn just comforts people a lot babygrrl: @Thel: aha! all that comforting makes sense now . . . Thel=closet perv? MaxLW: Kristen, I'm one copping a feel  I'm jokking (Gotta uphold my "Most Lecherous" Title) babygrrl: *smooches clara and raises eyebrows at Max* MaxLW: WOW Clara/babygrrl! Thats even better than the mudwrestle! vanillapuf: *covers max's eyes* babygrrl: *issues Thel Fanboy costume* MaxLW: Thelvyn? What badge? theres a fanboy badge? All she gave me was leather pants! Thelvyn: @max: well that might explain why I haven't got a badge... babygrrl: Max=Fanboy sexgod? babygrrl: hmmm. Fanboy costume more seductive than I thought . . . MaxLW: goodwork baby, *arms around both girls* so girls, how are you doing? vanillapuf: *purr* just fine clarabella: MaxLW> fine baby...just peachy. Thelvyn: @max: are you wearing your costume? MaxLW: what costume, all Baby gave me was a triangular string! I don't know what she wants me to do with it? Is it a tie? No its too small MaxLW: Vanilla/Max/Clara -> Phenix/Max/Clara babygrrl: *eyes Max proudly* They grow up so fast . . . James: hey, I'm not corrupt babygrrl: *corrupts James* MaxLW: James I hardly call your relationship with Bessie, Man/Computer innocent James: my innocent mind... all these thoughts of corruption... MaxLW: innocent? yea, and Nappa dosn't like smut....(sarcasm) And then there's the Poledancing bit by Babygrrl/Clara Thelvyn: * Thelvyn comforts Batgirl Batgirl: * Batgirl clings to thelvyn and kisses him Thelvyn: * Thelvyn tenderly returns Batgirls kisses and strokes her hair MaxLW: getting very steamy here.. MaxLW: remember PG13 guys darkstar: *sigh* I suppose we could humor Max and go back to being, oh what's the word...PLATONIC? Gaia: chat turned into a dance floor, hm? cool MaxLW: for batgirl/thelvyn, ds/sm its more than a dance floor.. Batgirl: * Batgirl pulls thelvyn closer, nibbles his ear MaxLW: Remember, every single messages is stored for future blackmail        (Told you so ) MaxLW: especially that nibbling ear bit Batgirl

Some of my favourite moments...

Max LoneWolf
Winner of "Most Lecherous Person" Award at the Portkey Valentines Party

Hmm...

I couldnt help but notice that I wasnt part of any of Max's favorite moments... is he trying to tell me something?! *Humph*

-Sam

Oh, sorry Sammie I forgot about you...
Here

QUOTE

Sammantha Marie: *snogs Darkstar over and over again* Darkstar: *snogs samanthamarie back over and over again*

Mutliplied by the Whole day. There you go Sammie!

Max LoneWolf

Well...

Maybe that wasnt quite what I had in mind... and that isnt an actual quote! Lol... but thanks Max... I thought for a second there that you hated me!

-Sam

I just read the transcript, and now I'm regretting that I missed all the fun! When's the next chat, so I can plan a little better?

And Max, congratulations!

Joyce

As far as I know, this V-Day party was a one time thing...Too bad, it was fun as all heck...

Max, you should've put some Ds/Sm moments in there, after all, I got you the Most Lecherous Award! And it wasn't all snogging!

*sigh* Good times go by so fast.

Darkstar

*Humph*

Well... if Max isnt going to post a *real* Ds/SM moment... then Ill share one of my favorites:

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darkstar: * darkstar runs a hand through Sammie's hair, tracing her ear with a finger Samantha: woah... sensitive spot there... darkstar: I remember...You told me earlier...

Hee hee... Im a lucky gal... lol.

-Sam

Lol, Sammie how is that different from anyother day and time?
Thats why I wasn't on my favourite moment, because it happens everday, all the time, wasnt specail/outstanding to me.
However I'm glad you two (Ds/Sm) enjoyed your time, as always

=o= Max LoneWolf

Hmm...He has a point there. At least he put in my platonic line...

At least we kept it PG-13, Max!

Darkstar

@ sam, max, and DS

sheesh, I still say Sam and Ds needed a private room

Darkstar-i'd say our platonic relationship is the best and safest kind

~714

Dude! Stop it with the " Platonic" thing!

I asked James to ban that word but he was too busy. His away message said "Turning the Server ON" so he couldn't be reached.
Now Batgirl/Thelvyn and Ds/Sm really need their own private rooms next time.
Whether you want to be in seperate rooms or together, or 4 of you in 1 room, it can be arranged, hey, whatever turns you on. Just msg James or I.

On another note, the next time we have an event, a certain someone who'll remain anonymous has pledged to do a StripTease bit for some of us.
StripTease the movie of course, starring ....

Max LoneWolf
For my credentials, look at my signature below.

*reads Max's favorite moments*

I deny everything -- everything, I say! It was the butterbeer talking, I swear it.

Okay, actually I'm still miffed that I didn't win Most Lecherous.

*sulks*

*demands recount*

-- babygrrl

All I have to say is....


BWAHAHAHAHAHHA



~714

We need our own room, do we Max? Hee hee, what about all those girls doing pole dances? Wasn't that the least bit suggestive? That's what I thought!
~Batgirl

Batgirl,

Pole dancing is supposed to take place in a public forum. How else can you encourage audience participation?

-- babygrrl

P.S. Am now BG/Thelvyn shipper.

Did someone say pole dancing?

~714

*clears throat*
No dear. No one mentioned pole dancing...

Baby, there's no recount. You can always count on me to participate I enjoy audience participation

Max LoneWolf

LMAO!! Yes, 714, there definitley WAS pole-dancing!! I guess it did help out with audience participation...there WAS quite an audience!

Babygrrl: Thanks for shipping us! We need all the help we can get! Ds/Sm hae been dominating the shipper/shipper ships! hee hee!

~Batgirl
PS...I love you guys...

Count me in the BG/TH ship.. boy this is getting bigger'n'bigger....

I think Msscribes fanboy harem should do a pole dance....



~714

Batgirl, you'll never beat the Ds/Sm ship...We have too big of a fan base now...Which is disturbing if you think about it too much...

About the pole-dancing...That is what happens when you have Max in a room with several un-attached females...If in the future I ever had a daughter, I would never let her come here...It wouldn't be safe...

Babygrrl, I'm sorry, no recount is possible, considering I'm the only one who actually cast ballots on this...Every award, besides the Most PDA Award, was given by myself alone, though I did get help on possible categories from Thelvyn and Sammie. Thanks you two!

Darkstar

Aw come on Ds, (this is ridiculus, daughter?)
Why are you afraid to let your daughter hang out with Uncle Max and Aunti Baby???
Its not like we're going to corrupt her or...

Max LoneWolf

Yeah...sure, Max...you? NOT corrupt someone?? Yeah, and Homer Simpson doesn't like donuts...::Snickers at her 'Simpsons' joke::
~Batgirl

*sigh* Max, after your corruption of Bristar, which took only a few minutes, I don't think you have much in the way of defense.

To anyone who might be confused here, the daughter situation is purely hypothetical. I'm only 18, this daughter does not exist. Just thought I'd clear that up for anyone who did not understand.

Uncle Max and Aunti Baby? My friends in RL don't even know about you guys. They don't even know I come here. You think I'd be foolish enough to tell anyone?

Darkstar

I am the all powerful, I am the great corrupter only second to Baby.

Nothing may stand in my way.
I have created "Max's Love Couch" aka "The Couch 'o Corruption"
Even Catark is wishing to sit on it, but it is resticted.

There is a forcefiled/shield surrounding it so that only true corrupt people that have my permission may enter.
No one can stand in my way.
Why with my rugged good lucks, slick suave moves and incredible charms, there's no gi- *gets twapped on the head by babygrrl*
*ahem*

I'm a perfect gentleman.
Thats if you want me to be

Max LoneWolf
Mr. Gentleman

QUOTE

Uncle Max and Aunti Baby? My friends in RL don't even know about you guys. They don't even know I come here. You think I'd be foolish enough to tell anyone?

Darkstar! *shocked* You mean you have other friends?! Woe . . . betrayal . . . despair . . . I thought we were your life!

QUOTE

Max LoneWolf Mr. Gentleman

Cough . . . splutter . . .

Sorry. Would respond to this, but am too busy laughing.

-- babygrrl

Babygrrl, you of all people should know I can pull that off. Look where it got me last time *smirks*

Hm I'm thinking of opening a "Kisses for 5$ Canadian" shop at the next party.
I could make a handful

Max LoneWolf
Mr. Perfecto Gentleman

Someone do something fast!!!!!!!! All this power is going to Max's head!!!

~714

714, I don't think there's any hope for, ahem, Mr. Gentleman Max. It's already too late.

Babygrrl, as amazing as it may seem, yes, I do know people other than all you fine residents of Portkey. I'm not sure they recognize me in my new pasty-white-from-too-much-time-in-front-of-the-computer form, though.

Darkstar