Hi from an evil mega-genius in deepest, darkest Devonshire (UK)

Just to introduce myself.

I'm a dedicated Harry-Hermione shipper who, at my age, ought to know better. I have a liking for silliness and for unadulterated fluff.

I do write the odd fiction, but haven't posted anything in years. What I write is mainly original, but I do enjoy scribbling the occasional fan fiction - with a tendency to crossovers with anything that seems a ood idea at the time.

I studied both magical and alchemical theory at college (as history of science, if you must know), and am currently working on world domination. Failing world domination, I want my own Pizza Kitchen.

Oh, by the way, I'm currently scraping the Weasleys um, barnacles off the bottom of HMS Pumpkin Pie.

P.S. I have bushy brown hair and a trademark scar that I'm not allowed to show to anyone

Welcome to the Portkey forums, Polydicta! You seem to be quite the character (in the very best way possible) and I'm excited to see what you can bring to the table. I will join you in scraping barnacles off of our beloved ship. Any way I can pre-order a pizza? If you have spare time and feel like writing fan fic, you could check out the challenge section of the forums! Plot bunnies run rampant in that area. I should know. Anyway, welcome and have fun!

Welcome Polydicta! I agree with vanilla that you seem to be a character, in a very good way.

Hello, Polydicta!

Welcome to Portkey. I've always wanted to meet an evil mega-genius from deepest darkest Devonshire!

I like HP/Crossover fanfics, so if you have any, serve em up here!

If you're successful with the World Domination thing, let me know, I wouldn't mind being a minion! Also, I love pizza.

Look around and have fun. I'm off to bash a few Weasels.

Hi there!

Wow, you have bushy brown gair and a scar??....mysterious....lol. Anyways, I hope I see some of your fanfics on portkey soon because you seem very enthusiastic! If you need any help, feel free to PM me and I'll help you out ASAP!

Have fun here!:lol:

-Rina
PS. Good luck with the pizza!lol

Hey! Welcome to PK!

You sound like a fun character (again, in the best possible way! It's a compliment ) Ooh, evil mega-genius's are always fun, especially for world domination! I'm agreeing with Pam here, drop me a call if you ever do manage to dominate the world, hehe

Don't worry, I'm sure the best of us need some fluff Lovely to have you join May I ask, how did you find PK?

If you want to ask anything, just drop me a PM!

Well, in no particular order ...

Having been under the weather, I have managed to dash off a couple of silly little things, and dominate a pizza or two

I found PK by accident - I was actually Googling an electronic component (a PK158 Geiger-Muller tube), and got rather distracted (as one does)

Naturally, I had a little read (okay, a looooong read) and decided to add my oar to the galley-slaves on the rowing deck.

I'm working on a couple of series, but as usual I'm bogged down in a morass of detail and real life. not to mention some serious (factual) articles.

Today's Polydicta Trivia: Attending a recent college course I managed to pick up the nickname 'Hermione' ... and I thought they wouldn't notice.


Oh, and by the way ... I never did manage to source that GM tube.

Before I forget, Thanks for the greetings, folks. It always gives me a nice, warm, fuzzy feeling when people say 'Hi'

Apropos of nothing much, I was sorting out some of my junk this morning, and I found my old school tie. I had forgotten that it was Bottle-green and Silver-Grey. I guess this means that I was in Slytherin?

Ahrshhhh ethhhhh essss hahhhhssss?

Just thought I'd share. Anyway, back to scribbling, I suppose. Angst and Romance Rules!