1) You find yourself comparing your relationships to Harmony.
2) You're always on the look out for a dark haired man and brown haired woman as you go out on your errands.
3) As you listen to the radio, its been known for you to shout out "That's so H/Hr!" when a particular song comes on. As a result, the surrounding people may think you have Tourette's Syndrome.
4) When Ford (was it? or was it chevy?) came out with the HHR, you went nuts.
5) You get a goofy grin on your face every time the commercial for eHarmony.com comes on.
6) You've picked out names, genders, and personalities of all H/Hr kids
7) You've planned their wedding.
8) You've subjected innocent people on the street to your shipping preference reasons.
9) You never used to like pumpkin pie until you shipped Harmony
10) Your cumiliative record of fanfiction/essays on Harmony rivals the size of Ootp - hexon jelly beans12
11) Visiting PK no less than 4 times a day
12) Constantly reading fan-fiction
13) Constantly trying to find new H/Hr avatars
14) Spending hours fixated on youtube. MAN, they have some AWESOME H/Hr vids on there!!!
15) Talking about Harmony so much that my husband is close to AKing me, LOL -Accio Harry!
16) Dreaming about Harry & Hermione.
17) Highlighting all the H/Hr moments in my books
18) Re-reading the books over and over again to find even more H/Hr
19) Spending hours researching hippogriffs, golden chains, Hermione, & Harry
20) Watching the movies and pausing all H/Hr scenes
21) Squeeing every time Harry and Hermione hug, touch, kiss, talk in the books and movies
22) Drooling over H/Hr avatars and photos
23) Reading essays supporting H/Hr more times than necessary
24) Poring over JKR's interviews looking for clues, and reading her favorite books (Emma, TLWH)-Maria
25) When at the end of the first book, you see Harry and Hermione at the end of the series married with seven children- miz_delusional
24) You relate things is real life to H/Hr things. (FF, FA, HP, etc)
25) You get your little sisters to hate R/hr, H/G, and Love H/hr, D/G, & R/LL.
26) You have made over 300 icons that relate to H/hr.v -ChiffaniChan
27) You see something at a store that pertains to H/Hr and you want to buy it.
28) Whenever you read a new book or watch a movie, you look to see if its main couples resemble or act like HHr\
29) You babble on and on and on (and on... etc...) about HHr to your little sister/brother (etc.) even though they're not paying attention.
30) You think about HHr when you're at school, work, etc. and you can't NOT think about it
31) Most of your favorite songs are HHr related. -Miss Mady
32) You're getting you're brother SS for Christmas....and he's three months old (I am guilty of this!)- hexonjellybeans12
33) When you're grinning stupidly on almost every page of OOTP. -Arm_Wild
34) When you make anvil jokes in a room full of people and forgetting that you're the only one who gets it.
35) When you say "delusional" in casual conversation then giggle inexplicably. -Adamant Eve
36) When you have a dream in which you are Harry and you are in love with Hermione... -Evernight
37) When you get into half-hour rants with anyone who says they know about Harry Potter. -angel_flash
38) When you make it know, two-seconds upon discovering someone who shares your love of Potter, that you are SO rooting for H+Hr just because you immediately want to know where his/her shipping loyalties lie.
39) I think of H+Hr so much that the Potter-verse has totally ruled me. -- Adamant Eve
40) Your "Favorites" is full of Portkey, Youtube (for HHr vids), and other HHr related link -Miss Mady
41) Your right eye develops a twitch whenever "anvils" are mentioned.
42) You've stopped eating chocolate altogether. (Now that's commitment.)
43) You're so addicted to PK that you don't know how to function at other fandom haunts. You get so antsy that you want to tear through their forums posting Harry and Hermione!!! everywhere. (No? Okay, just me, then. tongue.gif )
44) You've placed Harry Potter shipping along with religion and politics on your list of things you shouldn't discuss (but invariably do anyway) because you are much too prone to debates arguments about it. -heather11483
45) I'm on Portkey every chance I get time to go to the Internet. And I'll be on for almost the whole day! My parents are so gonna kill me when they find out! Wahh!
46) When I know a certain person/ total stranger likes Harry Potter, I immediately ask them which couple they like the most...
47) Almost all my favorite songs scream H/Hr!!!!
48) My Favorites include Portkey and YouTube
49) Everythime I hear a new romantic song, I imeediately think of the movie clips and how best to string them into a great H/hr video that would match the song!
50) The color orange is suddenly becoming one of my favorite colors!
51) When I daydream and I think of H/Hr, I suddenly squeal like a crazy pig that my friends think I'm going insane...no wait..they think I am insane!!! Wahaha!
52) Oh, and I giggle stupidly whenever I hear the word "delusional"..dont ask... hahaha!!! -chin06
53) When you try to convince (sp) a heron that harry will end up with hermione
54) Unfortunately, I don't think I could ever give up Chocolate. I just imagine Giny as the chocolate, I bite into her, and I eat her. So then she is dead.- Harmonian_Wonder
55) You snicker at the word delusional.
56) Whenever someone says they like Ron/Hermione, you say, "Ugh, why?"
57) You wish you had high-speed internet so you could watch H/Hr Youtube videos more often.
58) When you think of love, you immediately picture Harry and Hermion
59) You spend three hours on PK and looking for H/Hr stuff on DeviantArt. -Hobbes
60) You know all of the defintions of "ideal"
61) You know all of the definitions of "platonic"
62) When you have debates for hours over just what the ancients meant by "platonic" (kinda like debating over what "catharsis" was supposed to mean)
63) You have 1+ Gigs of H/H videos stored on your computer/ipod
64) You think other people around you want to watch all those vids
65) You know all about Hipogriffs
66) You've researched your heart out about gold chains
67) You become offended everytime someone calls anything delusional
68) You read other books with the sole intention of writing essays illustrating the similarities between them and Harry Potter; for example, Emma (guilty. its in the works)
69) You stick to your guns against 8 other R/H shippers attacking you in a pro R/H forum, and make them all look like idiots in the process.
70) You debate about "Who Will Fall in Love with Whom" with all of your family members
71) You think they actually care
72) You think they have even heard half of what you are saying
73) You snap at anyone who misuses the word "ideal"- Aggroskater
74) Nah. Not death. We know that there are other ways of destroying a man, and that there are things much worse than death.
A Harmony ending in Book 7, for example (In reply to wanting to kill Emerson) -Maria
75) You see the word 'Harmony' on a print ad for house paint and GIGGLE!
76) Actually dream about the 'i love you hermione' scenes you think up in the daytime!- red_samurai21
77) You know your obsessed when you refuse to visit a certain site who has a Heron worshiped little teenager as their self proclaimed god- snoopy_pie
78) You giggle every time you hear "delusional" (it's coming up everywhere now!) -Miss Mady
79) You know you're obsessed with Harmony when you declare Dido's "White Flag" your own personal theme song
80) You know you're obsessed when at work you're so tired (cause it's like 3:30 in the morning when you get there) that you want to go home. But, the only thing to keep you wide awake and alert is to talk about the Harmony ship with anybody on your staff. (I'm the lead student for an early morning custodial and I have brought 5-6 people over to the HMS Harmony from other ships- HermioneGirl
81) You spend every available moment either reading H/hr fanfiction, writing H/Hr fanfiction or talking about H/Hr
82) Whenever you see the Livestrong style wristbands for sale you look for one in orange that says Harmony
83) You have researched on the internet how you could make a livestrong style wristband in orange that says Harmony
84) You have bought an army camoflage t-shirt painted the word Delusional across the front, two pumpkins on one sleeve and Harmony on the other & Portkey.com across the back
85) You wear said t-shirt in public whenever possible
86) You become angry & irrational if anyone calls you delusional
87) You find the word "anvils" hysterically funny
88) You are constantly on the look out for men who bear any passing resembelance to what you think Harry may look like when he's older and any woman who is pretty and has bushy hair
89) Whenever you see a woman who is pretty and has busy hair you accidentally say "SEE" outloud because you think other people in the vicinity need to know that Hermione is pretty and this woman prooves it.
90) Whenever you hear a couple bickering in a way that is remeniscent of R/Hr you tell whoever is standing next to you that this is a perfect example of why R&Hr would never work as a couple
91) Whenever you hear about two best friends becoming a couple you tell whoever is standing next to you that this is proof conclusive that H/Hr were ment to be.
92) You find out someone you know is a Heron (though they may not even know what the term means) and instantly you loose a bit of respect for them as they clearly have a warped idea of what love is.
93) You constantly point out examples in the people you know of why R/Hr wouldn't work to the above person to try and subvert their faith in R/Hr
94) You are dissapointed when the R/Hr person doesn't understand what you are trying to do and doesn't see the relation to HP
95) You only visit HP related sites that are also H/Hr sites because you can't stand listening to/reading a Heron bias.
96) You read a thread about signs that your obsessed with H/Hr and you have to acknowledge that you are guilty of everyone of them and then some. -ladylaughalot
97) You know you're obsessed with H/Hr when you reply to this thread and post how obsessed you are with H/Hr -Maria
98) I tend to fall in love [in my head, of couse] with the HHr fan fiction writers who write wonderful HHr stories because their words seem to mirror my heart. I love Musca, Azure, Paracelsus, Parker Gray, Kate J and Amethyst. There are so many actually - can't list them all down.
99) I also imagine myself falling in love with good theorists who convince me that HHr is soooo going to happen in Book 7. These include brown, house elf 44, salamon, sherbert lemon, thereader, who else... again, there are many. - MyForeverHarry
100) Even when you're down, you still think about HHr and it cheers you up.- Miss Mady
101) You know you're obsessed when you visit PK SOOOO much that you know who people are just by their avatars...and if they change their avatars, you still know it's them by what they post! Guilty! - Accio Harry!
102) When I started recreating Hogwarts as a setting for a Neverwinter Nights 2 module, and spent no less that 8 hours meticulously putting together Harry and Hermione as NPC's in the setting. -The Obsidian Warlock
103) You, um, call your black-haired, bespectacled guy best friend by the name of Harry and his brown-haired, brown-eyed girlfriend Hermione. -izzyx3
104) You know when you're obsessed when you are determined to bake Pumpkin Pie for christmas - miz_delusional
105) You decide to read OotP again and mark every. single. HHr. moment there is. -Miss Mady
106) You think that Heron sounds weird and renamed it as MoRon- kayjay
107) You compare all the relationships in movies to H/Hr and get your friend and mother to admit that there was no hint leading up to H/G except that Ginny suddenly got pretty.
108) Got a R/Hr shipper to admit that Hermione and Ron won't last because Hermione would kill him.
109) Re-read the books 13 times and listed all the Harmony moments- Harmony Kamaria Black
110) Never finished reading HBP because you got mad at it- american girl
111) Choked up so many times over H/Hr that you've lost count- Accio Harry!
112) When you skip lunch to check fanfiction. (teenage boy, this is BIG for me!)
113) When you have huge compilations of playlists and slideshows on your ipod dedicated to H/Hr
114) When you get up in the morning and your first thought is of portkey.
115) When you have passages from your favorite fanfictions memorized.
116) When you're willing to try and convince your friends that your ship owns, despite the fact that you sound like a sap and a nerd. -Drake
117) you start going on about how your favorite HHr fanfic author is better than JKR
118) you have an intricate system of folders in "My Documents" to hide your shipping obsession from your parents
119) JKR says the sky is blue and you can put together a convincing argument about why she said it's green
120) You start getting really akward in your platonic relationships
121) You start having these violent dreams involving Ginny and Ron
122) You lose friends as a result of your enthusiasm
123) Your copy of OoTP is treated like a priceless religious article
124) Your copy of HBP gathers dust on your shelf--if it hasn't been burnt in the fireplace already
125) You actually weave Harry/Hermione into your political arguments while your friends seriously consider calling the nice young men in the white coats
126) You walk by a lake and get this psychotic look in your eye as you stare at the herons
127) You get arrested for chopping down trees in your neighborhood - arm_wild
128) You start realizing that your shipping prefrences are all like H/Hr.
129) Anything with pumpkin in it sounds delicious.
130) You try to hide your H/Hr fanfic on your computer so your relatives won't find it.
131) You've already picked several Book 7 substitutes just in case DH doesn't end Harmony.
132) You minimize Portkey when you're online and when your relative use it, you watch them like a hawk to make sure they don't look. -Hobbes
134) You buy the american and british version of all the books and read them to see which has more hhr moments in them.- kayjay
135) You know you're obsessed when you freeze the kiss scene on the GOF DVD for at least a minute during every viewing.-McFly
136) When you get a new camcorder you leave it to charge so you can read fanfictions -ladylaughalot
137) You've be a quote on quote 'delusional' shipper, for over half you like, even since Book 3 was released- tigerchick121
138) When your husband gets you a new iPod you leave it in the box to go to PK. -Accio Harry!
139) When you're ill and the commercial says something about HHR you start to laugh freaking your parents out- Cavalier~King~Charles~Spaniel
140) When you are chatting with Portkey regulars on MSN, have a post by brown (from HarmonyForever) minimized on your toolbar, a post by bamaslamma29 (from HarmonyForever) minimized on your toolbar, a link to Emma - the complete book - minimized on your toolbar, all while listening to H/Hr songs on your ipod.- Accio Harry!
141) You get to laugh at everyone when they mixed up delusion and illusion on the grammar test and you didn't.
142) You get angry at the professor/teacher when he/she describes being delusional as a terrible disease of some sort.
143) You spent four dollars just to try the pumpkin pie latte at Starbucks.
144) You automatically see netspeak as OBHWF lingo.
145) You read fanfic in your spanish class...
146) ...outloud.
147) You have at least 1 fanfic with you while in class.
148) You got PK banned at your highschool because you were on it at inappropriate times.
149) You have used HHr avatars/pictures on school projects that have nothing to do with the HP Series.
150) You gave a 12 minute speech about HP as a project and 7 minutes of it was about HHr.
151) You take pictures of anything that says HHR or Harmony or Delusional on it.
152) A significant amount of your songs are on a HHr playlist of some sort.
153) You know more about ancient symbolism than anyone ever should.
154) You look in all other books/movies for couples that remind you of HHr.
155) You have successfully brainwashed your younger sister into shipping HHr and hating R/Hr and H/G. - SingInHarmony
156) You read this entire thread and couldn't stop laughing - Moons and Teaspoons
157) When you are staying awake some day until 3 to 4 in the morning to read PK or the forum.
158) When you spend the whole day thinking about a special H/H moment in the book and keep asking yourself why Rowling chose this word and can not bring your mind to concentrate on anything else beside Teacooking.
159) When you realized that Bellum Gallicum from Ceasar was really dull and buy the HP version in Latin and began to read it hoping that this magical story would help you to pass the test.
160) You realized that you have a mythological folder for quick reference, and a full HP folder on your fayourite
161) Spend the whole day reading FF and realized that some fanficwriter may have written better story that Rowling herself.
162) Began to see alchemical reference in every painting you see.
163) Try to spend one whole day building a mode for Oblivion but didnt get fa
164) Have the PK toolbar all the day and night. - Jeanas
165) You know that your obsessed with H/Hr that it never leaves your mind, and when you begin talking to your best girl friend, you call her Hermione. I felt like such a dork, because she has red hair and blue eyes. - Harmonian_Wonder
166) When you're just about to burn all the H/Hr vids you've downloaded to a disk, you glance at the CD's brand name ...and it happens to be "Harmony".- Maria
167) When you have a bracelet that reads 'Harmony and Balance' and nobody understands why you had a huge grin when you wore it- hexonjellybeans12
168) When you listen to songs, either "Harry/Hermione" goes through your mind or "Ugh! Harry/Ginny." ...but you don't say the Harry/Ginny often because most of the songs are H/Hr friendly! -Miss Mady
169) When you're watching the trailer commercial for the new Beatrix Potter movie and they say "Miss Potter", and you say "WHAT? That's Hermione!!!" -Accio Harry!
170) When browsing around a local bookstore and come across a book titled 'Miss Potter' Hermione AUTOMATICALLY comes into your mind and pick it up without actually thinking and then You see the cover...- red_samurai21
171) You get physically mad at bad H/Hr fic and art- Hobbes
172) You are very grateful to have a sister and two good friends who are also H/Hr shippers and thus understand where you're coming from.
173) You have had lengthy discussions about the amazingness of H/Hr and its superiority over other ships with said sister and friends
174) You have given two of them H/Hr fanfiction that you wrote as a present for birthday or Christmas, and they loved it.
175) You used the word "delusional" in dinner conversation the other day and you met your Harmonian sister's gaze across the table and noticed her smiling at you in a knowing way.
176) You made an entire AIM away message with things like "What the world needs is harmony" and "my delusions are better than any anvils anyway"- Dora
177) Portkey is saved as you favourite site [You don't even visit other sites anymore]
178) Listening to songs, hoping they'd show HHr in their words [You love Salamon2 for creating theme songs in the 'How Lovely to be a Woman' thread in the HBP Complete Discussion Forum].
179) The other day, the head of law department was saying 'it's Harry/Ginny because he saved her in the Chamber of Secret!' and I go, 'Well, Harry saved Hermione from the troll in Philosopher's Stone and they bonded over it, becoming best friends and all, and there's absolutely no bonding between Harry and Ginny after her rescued her!' I tell you, it's always hard arguing with a lawyer, but on this point, I won! Now she says she's going to go back and re-read her Harry Potter books and look for HHr clues. - MyForeverHarry
180) You see something at a store that pertains to H/Hr and you want to buy it.
181) Whenever you read a new book or watch a movie, you look to see if its main couples resemble or act like HHr
182) You babble on and on and on (and on... etc...) about HHr to your little sister/brother (etc.) even though they're not paying attention.
183) You think about HHr when you're at school, work, etc. and you can't NOT think about it.
184) Most of your favorite songs are HHr related. - Hermione Darcy Potter
185) Work has hardly ever stopped me from surfing Portkey. I think my bosses are just itching to talk to me about it, but since I've been delivering work ahead of time, they couldn't complain about it.- Adamant Eve
186) You love Barry Manilow for life when it is anounced that he is bringing his musical, Harmony, to Broadway- Hobbes
187) When one of your favorite H/Hr songs comes on the radio/ipod/CD player and the entire song runs through your head complete with scenes from the movie... I really should lay off of youtube for a while
188) Hmmm... my hubby kinda resembles Harry... he has blue eyes (like Dan in the movies) and really dark brown hair... of course, he's also tall and slender, so maybe not... - Accio Harry!
189) When you're talking to two Portkey buddies online while searching Portkey
190) On long trips, you think of fanfic plots and really wish you could write them down
191) You are happy to go to one of your relative's houses becuase they have wireless so you can download the Harmony Podcast.- Hobbes
192) You're impatiantly waiting for a chance to go "Nah, I'm more of a PG type." and then laugh to yourself since "PG" means "Potter/Granger".
193) When finding out two friends are Herons you name off all of the disgusting and bizarre pairings that you know just to make them think h/hr isn't so bad after all. (I nearly made my poor friends gag.. almost felt bad about it. I was just glad I one upped them)
194) When you hear a song, and shamelessly sing along, you suddenly trail off thinking. "wow, does that ever sound like hermione talkin' to harry". (or vice versa)
195) While listening to "The Magician's Nephew" (Chronicles of Narnia) on CD no matter how hard you try, Gregory and Polly sound JUST like Harry and Hermione to you. -Nya_chan
196) You've just finished promising some things that you would be willing to give up to ensure that H/Hr would happen... like giving up your favourite movie forever..- ladylaughalot
197) When you start rooting for an American Idol wannabe who said she's 'militant' and she's talking about preparing for the competition, not HHr, but still... anyone's who's claiming he/she's militant got to be on the same boat as us, right?- Drake
198) When someone talks about another couple and automatically start talking about Harry/Hermione
199) When listening to songs and automatically thinking about how it relates to H/Hr- MBfan19
200) When you giggle constantly at the media references of H/H. Really, can they be anymore obvious...? -Miss Mady
201) But I know I am obsessed with H/Hr when I check PK for forum updates before I even go to the bathroom or check my email in the morning... Hey! A girl has her priorities!- animagus-steph
202) You have NEVER liked the taste of pumpkin, even after becoming an H/Hr fan... But you still force yourself to at least choke down a tester spoonful of Baskin Robin's Pumpkin Pie ice cream...
203) The greeting message on your cellphone is "Pumpkin Pie" in scarlet and crimson. (y'know the one that hovers at the top of the screen all banner like?)
204) You covertly ask some friends "do you like pumpkin pie" and when they say yes, you grin to yourself at the double meaning! Nya_chan
205) When times are hard, you think of a happy Harry and Hermione to keep going.
206) You feel okay with your friend that ships D/Hr just because she doesn't ship R/Hr. -Hobbes
207) You know that your obsessed (more like an overly addicted shipper) to Harmony, when you have images of them together on your wall and you curse JKR for making it the BAD pairings in the books.- The Gryffindor Drummer
208) I know I'm obsessed with H/Hr when the hairs on the back of my neck stand up at the mere mention of R/Hr. Or, some random co-worker mentions HP and I'm suddenly on the defensive because I think everyone else who likes HP must be R/Hr, so I get myself ready for a fight. - Potter's Otter
209) ...When you read the IoD, and have the guts to keep calm and say..."yeah...so?"- gti88
210) When your parents want to buy a new car, one that you'll be able to drive as well, and the car you pick out is the Chevy HHR, and they agree that it's probably a better choice then the car they were going to pick out. -tigerchic121
211) When you start to think that people are conspiring against you (neighbours, Emerson) -compiled from various posts
212) Your email adress is Harmony and Pumpkin Pie
213) When you start talking to your father about getting them together and your best friend who doesn't even do HP -Hermione Darcy Potter
214) Your computer consists of Harmony to the max - Accio Harry! (made shorter and compiled from long list)
http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&s...st&p=310701]list here://http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s...10701]list here215) When you eat pumpkin pie atleast once a week
216) You tell people you're delusional and then smile about it
217) You love to argue with Herons even though they don't know that's what they are
218) You find yourself loving dad more than your sister because he agrees with you on H/Hr -Matchmakerharmony84
219) Your mind is always (always!) on H/Hr
220) My desktop has a pic of Hermione hugging Harry in COS and it says, "in a hug that nearly knocked him flat..."
221) You chat online with your Harmonian buddies more than you chat with your RL friends.
223) Most of your pictures/siggies/icons are H/Hr.
224) You sing, "Harmony, Harmony, guess we're feeling swell-- Harmony, Harmony, this is going oh so well..." (it's a real song)
225) You kinda fangirl all the REALLY GOOD H/Hr fanfics you read -Miss Mady
226) You eat pumpkin ice cream, absolutly no chocolate ice cream although it can have chocolate candy or cookies in it.
227) One of my least favorite books of the serises is the Half-Blood prince.
228) Whenever a fanfic makes a valid point about why h/g or h/hr didn't last I copy and paste it and save it on a word doc. to send to JKR if she makes it end r/hr and/or h/g.
229) I squee when I see Harmony fan art or pics that people made.
230) I have over 50 harmony you tube videos in my bookmark and 29 fanfics.
231) I have converted all from R/Hr and H/G. And some all the way to harmony.
232) I named my dog harmony, and my mating hamsters harry and hermione
233) I have converted all from R/Hr and H/G. And some all the way to harmony. - -Matchmakerharmony84
234) You have a mentald debate on whether or not to eat chocolate because it reminds you of H/G.
235) You write H/Hr fics to help you feel better -Hobbes
236) I always say Harmony for life at the end of speeches for class.
237) I write ficlets instead of paying attention in biology.
238) I have only pumpkin flavor lip glosses.
239) I love it when people tell me and my best friend that we look like Harry and Hermione even though we aren't dating(wish we were). -Matchmakerharmony84
240) When you'd rather get on PK and post than go to bed on a school night (or work night) - hexonjellybeans12
241) You name your pillow Harry, call yourself Hermione, and snog the pillow like hell. -Cavalier~King~Charles~Spaniel
242) When you go in a zoo and notice the otters rather than the other more 'interesting' animals.
243) When you write fanfictions during Pathology classes
244) When you wear a t-shirt that says: h/hr: Because I'm delusional.
245) When you see a pumpkin and you smile. mar_mlt
246) Whenever you hear a song that reminds you of H/Hr or sny of the PK pairings, you can see them sing in your head. -Hobbes
247) You know you're obsessed when you live on Portkey. -Miss Mady
248) You know you're obsessed when you start a group like the Delusional Insomniacs -hexonjellybeans12
249) If you name your (well actually it's my mother's) car "Harmony".
250) You've got pretty much all the OotP (and the other books) H/Hr moments memorized.
251) when you ponder the deeper meaning of joining the DI...and still come up with the reason "just because..." -gti88
252) When you sneak to PK after you're supposed to be asleep.- Hobbes
253) You watch H/Hr videos on You Tube and feel like exploding with anger when a R/Hr shipper clicks on it just to post that R/Hr is canon or that H/Hr is delusional. Geez, go watch R/Hr videos if you're that certain.
254) Your computer, ipod and room is devoted to them
255) You want to marry all the male H/Hr shippers who have the greatest theories. Ditto fanfiction authors.
256) You constantly compare boys in your real life with Harry and girls with Hermione.
257) My cats initials ar HJP For hermione Jane Potter. -Matchmakerharmony84
258) You go to church and the preacher is talking about relationships, and the good things he saids reminds you of H/Hr, and the bad things reminds you of H/G and R/Hr. -Chiffanichan
259) I went against my school uniform and wore an orange shirt on Harmony day.
260) I always highlite in one book the harmony moments.
261) I highlite in a color called pumpkin orange -Matchmakerharmony84
262) When your family seriously starts reccomending therapy for your Harmony addiction- hexonjellybeans12
263) My History book has a little sentence about someone founding a town called,New Harmony. I have no idea who that person was, but WOW! I flipped about that and I marked the page. -Miss Mady
264) You get warm fuzzies when someone says delusional -hexonjellybeans12
265) You think a boy in your youth group looks like Harry...and you wish that you were Hermione - Hermione Darcy Potter
266) When you have enough HHr proof memorized to make devout Herons doubt their own ship. -Chloris
267) When you actually prefer subtle clues to blantant obvious hints!
268) When you sit at the computer with a dumb look on your face for hours thinking of new Harmony signatures and slogans for your PK!
269) When you post like a madman on PK till you run out of threads. Then you twiddle your thumbs waiting for less insane slower PKers to post more so you'll have new material to respond to!
270) When you are at work and should be working but yet you are here on Portkey reading new threads and praying to god that your boss doesn't come up behind you and fire your butt for goofing off.- Fairycat
271) Continuing to post, read, chat etc etc well into the early hours of the morning when really you should be sleeping only to keep telling yourself "Oh no just one more fan fic chapter", "oh no just one more topic". "Oh just 5 more minutes on msn talking about Harmony" -xander127
272) When you reply to reviews (flames) from a Heron and frustrate them beyond belief with things like logic and complete sentences -mathiasgranger
273) You know you're obsessed when you look at your real-life (whats that, ed?) relationship and wish it was half as deep/destined to be/perfect as H/Hr and wishing your g/f (who you love very much) was actually Hermione so you could pretend to be like Harry. -CommonWelshGreen
274) You know you're obsessed when the person sitting next to you writes 'H/HR' on his notepad and scream out "Harmony!" -miz_delusional
275) When you almost arrive late to your cousin’s wedding (and you are the bride’s maid) because you are in the movies watching the GOF preview -sweet-lemon
276) Okay, you know you're obsessed with Harmony when you start connecting it to things that confuse the rest of your fellow Harmonians
277) Okay, you know you're obsessed with Harmony when your internet is out and the thing you miss the most is PK.-
278) You know you're obsessed with Harmony when you start trying to get eight year old impartial readers to become Harmony shippers - hexonjellybeans12
279) When you read the books and at the H/Hr moments, you take on a poor imitation of a British accents and read their lines. (I do the same when reading H/Hr fics
280) When you create scenarios with the HP Legos even though you only have about 2 sets to work with.
281) When people refuse to watch PoA with you because you'll never watch the whole move, only the H/Hr parts. (of course they won't watch with me because I tend to quote the whole movie)
282) When you pause certain parts of the movie because you know what they are about to say and you insert a phrase of your own and stop what you are saying and then press play and let them finish your sentece, which some how creates a Harmony moment. Ex. In PoA when they are at the table and Seamus says,"He's been sighted, he's been sighted." and they all run over to see the article. Right before Hermione speaks, I pause the movie and say in a poor imitation of Harry; "Hermione, where do you want to go married." Then I press play and she says, "Dufftown." And I pause it again and say in Harry's voice, "Where is it?" press play again and she says, "That's not far from here." Hope that makes sense.... -harmonious love
283) When you're watching the fireworks display, you shout out "Harry/Hermione", just because, and you wish the fireworks say, "Harry/Hermione" -Miss Mady
284) When you start comparing your friends relationships to H/Hr
285) When you refuse to date someone because the two of you just don't have that H/Hr factor.... -Winky Smiles
286) You know you're obsessed with H/Hr when you used to read books constantly...And now when people ask you what you're reading you get embarrassed because you don't want to scare people by telling them that you are completely and hopelessly addicted to H/Hr fanfiction and read novel length FANFICS instead of real books...
287) When your parents ask what the hell you do on the internet for god knows how many hours a day...you lie because they'd be freaked out at how much you're a freak. --sarahmay
288) You know you're obsessed that when you would babysit, you and the kids would play Harry Potter and you would be Hermione and you would ALWAYS like Harry.
289) You know you're obsessed when one of the kids, who was 11 at the time, would get on your computer, see all your H/Hr videos that you downloaded and say,"Wow, you really are obsessed
290) You know you're obsessed when you (19) and your sister (21) still play Harry Potter and you still have to have a crush on Harry - harmonious love
291) I was in Borders yesterday, and I saw the book put out by Muggenet...I almost had to be dragged away. I picked it up and started shaking it! -hexonjellybeans12
292) When you just read all 31 pages of this
293) When you are figuring out how to print all 31 pages of this so you can prove to your family that you aren't mentally deranged - harmony_.potterx-16
294) You think that Harmony Day in Austrailia is secretly dedicated to H/Hr - harryandhermionesdaughter
295) You get a Chinese symbol for Harmony tattooed somewhere on your body (somewhat guilty, I had a henna tattoo on wrist of the chinese symbol for harmony -Toni
296) When you actually look up baby names and imagine them as H/hr offspring- harryandhermionesdaughter
297) You know you're harmonian when you remain steadfast in your belief that ginny actually used a love potion and the epilogue didn't really happen -strawberry_nerd
298) You totally bought the GoF HP PS2 Game and used multiplayer mode just to hit Ron with random rocks/pots that you could pick up....*sheepish grin* Or only use the Stamina Cards just because they have H/Hr scenes on them. (HOW I MISS MY GOF HP GAME *Cries*)
299) When you're totally sitting here wishing you hadn't sold your GoF HP game, just so you could play as H/Hr. (Y'know if Hermione needs help in that game she actually calls for Harry's Help. Haha. And when she asked for Ron I totally ignored it. -harryandhermionesdaughter
300) You know you're a harmonian when find your dreams focusing on harry and hermione declaring their undying love for each other.
301) If a random person happens to say "oh, harry" on the street, you immediately turn around, convinced that hermione has somehow come to life
302) you try to force your green-eyed, dark haired brother to wear glasses and get a scar tatoo on his forehead, then try to convince him to break up with his girlfriend so he can get a bushy-haired one
303) Thanks to you, all of your friends, who have never read a harry potter book in their lives, know the whole history of hhr and the reasons they should have ended up together
304) Your driver, who has only ever seen the movies and thinks that hermione will probably end up with the "redhead", denies this because of fear that you'll get him fired because of this fact - harry-mione
305) When you seriously cried at the end of GoF cause you were so sure that H/Hr was gonna happen
306) When you absolutely had a dream post-DH where H/Hr happened and you cried when you woke up.
307) When you make your boyfriend dye his hair black and make him wear green contacts, and since you already have brown, bushy hair make him dress in wizarding robes, and walk around London.
308) Decided that 'Incest is Best' after DH.
309) Cried after DH was over just because of the horrific names. -harryandhermionesdaughter
310) When you trespass in a Heron convention, yell "HERON SUCKS!" and get away with it. -Lord Cynic
311) every time I see the color orange I think of Harmony!
Before DH was released, I was seeing a lot of the color orange. I would see orange-coppery color cars, sneakers in orange and white, orange tee shirts, etc. etc. all the time. It seemed that the color orange was IN for the summer. I was soooo sure that it was going to be H/Hr in the final book. But, I was to be disappointed.
312) I picture Albus Severus looking like the comedian, Carrot Top, when he grows up. I mean, he DOES have Ginny for his mother! Yeah, I know, I'm being mean. But, if Harry had married Hermione instead, their kids would really be cute.
313) When every time I hear Dido's "White Flag", I think of Harmony and how I will NEVER give up our ship! I'd rather go down with it. -lovesharry
314) When you saw some HBP screen shots and you got teary eyed 'cause Em and Dan interacting would have made the PERFECT H/Hr scene.
315) When your stomach starts to hurt when you see OBHWF stuff
316) When you saw some HBP SS and it seriously got me teary eyed, you can't help it cause it was Dan/Em talking and it reminded me of H/Hr. Lol, you can totally tell you are just THAT emotionally attached to H/Hr. How sad?
317) Y'know your a Harmonian when you flipped out when you caught wind of Dan and Emma's secret Valentines Date thing, and gloated that Harmony may not have happened in fiction, but we have the best canon ever, real life.
318) When you hissed at the Harry Potter posters at Wal Mart for the better part of Four Months because those DH names kept ringing in your head, or the R/Hr kiss. -harryandhermionesdaughter
319) When you personally think Harry/Ginny is rather borderline incest. Hermione is a much, much better match.
320) When you can't help but wonder where people got the idea that harry HAS to marry Ginny to be a Weasley.. same with 'Mione(except with Ron).
321) When you know the Weasley's are usually such nice people, Harry shouldn't have to marry their daughter to be part of the family. It's how I know I'll always be a Harmonian no matter what.-Nya_chan
322) When you just now, talking to your friend, related your realtionship to your bf to Harry and Hermione.
323) When you printed off a picture of Bonnie Wright and stuck a red Crayon in it just to watch it burn -harryandhermionesdaughter
324) When an aptitude test asks "do you tend to enjoy harmony?" and you go nuts
325) When you manage to annoy the crap out of your brother with all your H/Hr talk but still manage to turn him into another Harmonian
326) When you no longer find red hair that appealing
327) When any mention of R/Hr comes up you find yourself with your fingers in your ears, going "Lalalalalala, can't hear you!" -Greymalkin
328) When during one of those word association games "Harry Potter's best friend" comes up and you shout, "Hermione!
329) When you're overjoyed to find that some Herons also thing H/G is the Oedipus complex in action
330) When you figure out ways that the epilogue falls apart or you tend to block out all the R/Hr and H/G moments in DH entirely. -Hobbes
331) When you replayed the GoF Kiss scene 30+ times
332) When you could QUOTE every HP Harmony scene there could possibly be.
333) When you cried/got an immediate stomach ache when you heard the HP theme because it reminded you of the 'good ole' harmonian days -harryandhermionesdaughter
334) When you're screaming "WTF" when you read R/Hr kiss at DH for the first time
335) When you type keyword "Harry loves Hermione" on your Internet search engine 30 times a day - Rose Potter
336) When you talk to everyone, even non-HPfans, what was SO wrong about OBWF and how it was nothing compared to Harmony
337) When you started laughing hysterically when you read the R/Hr kiss and then started to feel tears
338) When your mind went into overdrive at the epilogue when H/Hr wouldn't talk after being totally broken-hearted
339) When you know for a fact that Rose is Harry and Hermione's illegitimate daughter
340) When for a calm person you get extremely mad when someone tries to attack Harmony bond and friendship
341) When you love the Weasleys including Ron to death and pre HBP-Ginny and think it's stupid it was to be OBHWF for H/Hr to be a part of a family that is already family
342) When you roll your eyes to yourself when Heron/Chocos/Others say that Godric's Hollow was a brother/sister moment
343) When you know for a fact that H/Hr don't talk in the epilogue to draw away suspicion
344) When you always manage to get a Harry Potter topic in your sleepovers (after DH) and ask your friends slyly they're ship and squee to death when they say "I wanted Harry and Hermione" and convince others that H/Hr really is the best
345) When you were supposed to be doing your work on the computer at school during DH time , you somehow get into conversations about ships and smile so widely when someone says they hate OBHWF and wanted Harry/Hermione (boys and girls
346) When you squee when you see a H/Hr moment in the movies and grin the next five minutes
347) When you're thinking of t-shirt ideas to wear to the HBP movie, in orange
348)When you're at a new school the first book you take is HPDH and wait for someone to comment on ships and purposely read Godric's Hollow and die inside when they remark that Godric's Hollow was their all-time fave chapter and then grin really bad
349) When you KNOW for a fact evil ships are just WAY hotter and the kisses rather than some cheesy run and jump
350) When you get mad because you love Ron so much and he has to change to be *worthy* of Hermione, people shouldn't have to become *worthy* if they're soulmate
351) When you want to smack Hermione and Ron when they bicker and scream "SEE BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP!!!!
352) When you want to throttle Ginny in HBP so bad it scares you
353) When you squee when Harry says the sister comment because he has no thoughts and doesn't want Ron to see his face and is glad because of the darkne
354) When you die when Ron says "I get it, and choose him" leaving Hermione all flustered as if it's true which it is.
355) When you know that a magical rare accidental wedding happened in the Bonded for life scene
356) When you feel sorry for JKR in terms of ships and shake you head and say she's just been Imperiused y'know...but not by Voldiekins because he's a honourary member of Pumpkin Pie
357) When you know real life totally gives victory- D/E chemistry you know is a BIG sign and the fact that Rowling's husband is Harry and Hermione is based of Rowling and therefore proving that OBHWF is wrong.
358) When you have books by your bedside including HP books and before going to bed you take HBP out and list down the Harmony moments and Anti-Ginny moments and take DH to salivate over your fave Harmony moments *looks away pointedly -fire
359) When the idea of OBWF makes you physically ill, literally and putting the 'H' back into the acronym pushes you over the limit to actually send you to give offerings to Ralph the god of porceline
360) When you get irrate at the fact JKR took away traits of Harry's that he had been made an outcast all his life at Hogwarts to give them to ron the red rodent to elevate him to the status of 'hero' to try and make him worthy of Hermione knowing that it was a crappy, lazy, outrageous, stupid, wrong, unsuccessful way to rush the series to a disasterous end...
361) When you want to paint targets on all the pictures of the red rodent that you see so you can use it for dart board practice because you know that Harry is the only guy worthy of Hermione, PERIOD.
362) When you start to think that pumpkin orange looks good as a color to wear all the time and wonder why there are not enough clothes that color. Then you start to buy up all the University of Texas shirts because they are all lovely shade of pumpkin pie. *hookem horns and pass the pumpkin pie!
363) When you think that the alien chest monster that possessed Harry in HBP came from a sci-fi movie and if it had been exterminated in time, then the Harmony would have flowed through the end of the series. And that there was an "Invasion of the Pod People" and that the real Harry and Hermione used those pod people as decoys as they ran away together during the summer between years 5 and 6! -PJlikesAUfanfic
364) When you buy a Chevy Heritage High Roof because the letters "HHR" are on the back -Toni
365) When you get a review for a (insert other pairing here) fic that you wrote and it said that they didn't like the small mention of Harry/Hermione, and you get all fired up and have to tell them that you LOVE that ship. -moogle
366) When you know you are a Harmonian when you have sudden uncontrollabe urges to take down Harmony ship flamers. -PJlikesAUfanfic
367) When you every time you see Rowling's picture in the news you want to yell, "It was suppose to end with H/Hr you idiot!".
368) When you every time, without fail, whenever you see a car with that orange, copper like color, you always think of Harry and Hermione. You guess because of the pumpkin pie reference, 'ya know?
369) When you have a collection of candles that are either orange in color or have an orange scent to them. You also have a couple of pumpkin pie scented candles. All of which you bought with H/Hr in mind. -lovesharry
400) When you know you are a Harmonian when you look at Mulder and Scully and see Harry and Hermione. -PJlikesAUfanfic
401) When you noticed the word "Harmony" was on the ceiling. You instantly thought of H/Hr.
402) When you get two dogs, name them Harry and Hermione and feed them Harmony Farms dog food. -Toni
403) When you find yourself when making a bracelet burning on : Not Afraid To Believe= HMS Harmony
404) When you get excited when you see on the article that top five romantic foods guesss what? PUMPKIN PIE!
405) When you get excited for Fall to come so that the price on pumpkins comes down so you can stock up on them to make lots of pumpkin pie.
406) When you know you have Harmony on the brain if you go to see a UT football game, look around to see all the burnt orange and think "Gee, it's nice to see so many Harmonians in one place at the same time." --PJlikesAUfanfic
407) When you just saw the movie "In Gods Land" (at least, I thiink that was the title, or something along those lines) and I couldn't even focus on the plot because when I heard the town was called Harmony, I kept thinking of HHr.
408) When you almost started crying, when you first read the name 'Teddy' for Remus' kid in DH, because it confirmed, that the spoilers about the epilogue were true
409) When you still strongly believe (and keep telling your friends), that they will make the movie end the other way. The Harmony way.
410) When you can't stand watching "My Best Friend's Wedding", 'cause it reminds you of Harmony, which would be good in any other situation, but you know how it's going to end.
411) When you marked all 'harmony-included' pages in DH and drew a big question mark next to the epilogue title, before lending it to your friend who's a (friendly) Heron/Choco- HGP
412) When you're practically falling asleep listening to a lecturer drone on about health management in the workplace; you hear her say something about a "harmonious relationship" then finish up by saying "We need harmony"... suddenly you're awake and very interested in the stupid fascinating lecture- Greymalkin
413) When your own love life starts to seem like an h/hr story
414) When you start looking for things in the store that have the word harmony on them
415) When you start looking for things in the store that have the word harmony on them -hhrldg15
416) When you decide you're going to analyze every moment (Harmony) and post it all the book just because you love them even though the topic you opened probably hasn't been seen by anyone....
417) When you actually type this whole list up compiling everything from both threads for over 4 hours just because... fire
We are all guilty of atleast 10 of these. There are just some bitter-sweet ones here, there are some lovely ones, some dead hilarious ones, some that are going to make you raise your eyebrows, some that are going to make you blush and others that are going to make you think you're sane. No matter what we've probably done one of these things and that's the pure magic over it. Our ship is like the light of a thousand burning fires that will never extinguish there to keep us warm in the hard of times and provide some sort of familiarity. And that's why no matter what my love for these two will never wane nor distinguish. It's made people friends brought joy and made us love them with all our hearts. *raises glass to all Harmonians* Oh gosh I sound like a total sap! Hope you enjoy reading all of these. I am truly sorry if I missed any of you some I left out as they were already repeated several times so have fun...or not reading this list if your crazy delusional mind actually does. Love to all shippers! You KNOW you're guilty of ATLEAST one of these! And keep posting!
xoxo
Hana
March 21st I think.)
Yeah, I know, I'm being mean. But, if Harry had married Hermione instead, their kids would really be cute. 
Lol, you can totally tell I was just THAT emotionally attached to H/Hr. How sad? If my friends knew just HOW obsessed I was , they'd be afraid. Very afraid. 
And that there was an "Invasion of the Pod People" and that the real Harry and Hermione used those pod people as decoys as they ran away together during the summer between years 5 and 6! 
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