Title: Harry Potter and the Robot
Ship: Harry/Hermione
Name/Pen Name: Corrine/Romance Freak
Word Count: 1,056
Theme #/Theme: 3/Your Choice
Challenge count: 3/7 Finished

Content: PG
Spoilers: Books 1-4
Warnings: N/A
Summary: It was a weird day that day. From the Robots to the random quotes.

One day at Hogwarts a box arrived at Ron’s door, or room. He was so bored that he was reading a book. Harry was off somewhere with Hermione, his girlfriend. He opened the door. There was a note attached to the box. Ron picked it up it said in a big booming robot voice. (Ron knows what robot is) “I do not come in peace, I come in pieces. Assemble me! Batteries not included.” Ron shrugged and read the instructions, and did as they said. They said all he had to do is tap box and it does the rest. Soon a robot was walking down the hallway with its preprogrammed mission.
See Voldermort sent the box to Ron so he would start up Harry 2.4 Potter. He knew about Harry and Hermione, seeing as though the whole world knew they were together. Voldermort figured if Hermione died Harry would be devastated. So Harry 2.4 would convince them he was Harry. Hermione would hang out with Harry 2.4, and in the dead of night, Harrybot would murder her. The Harrybot walked down stairs to find Hermione. Ron was following him thinking it was the real Harry. Ron, even though he built the robot, he forgot it was one. Soon the two found Hermione, outside of the library carrying a few books.
“Hermione, How are you?” asked the Robot.
“Good Harry, Hi Ron” Said Hermione.
“Hi, He’s a robot! That’s the robot I made!” Shouted Ron, Hermione just nodded slowly at Ron’s sudden outburst.
“I know Ron, I know everything.” Said Hermione, she shrugged. Soon Harry stepped out from behind a suit of armor.
“And that I’m behind her.” Said Harry, he smiled at his girlfriend. Soon The robot’s mission changed it was know Kill Ron for being so rude! It was all Ron’s fault for the robot failing. Harrybot decided to get revenge on Ron by leaving and killing Ron in the middle of the night instead.
“We should follow it.” Said Hermione, after they watched the robot head for the forest out of a window.
“Follow it? Hermione you’re crazy! Aragon the spider lives there!” Shouted Ron, he was having lots of fun shouting today.
“We have to Ron before it hurts someone.” Said Harry, Hermione nodded.
“Oh alright” Said Ron, as they headed to the forest. Soon Ron was in the almost pitch black forest, so he could barely make out a spider, snake and the Harry 2.4 Potter in front of him. “Um…Harry?”
“What?” Mumbled Harry from behind Ron.
“Can you take a robot, a snake and a spider?” Asked Ron, no answer “Harry, Hermione?” Ron was afraid to turn around. He did though, being worried for his friends. Soon he wished he didn’t. There were Harry and Hermione making out. “Guys, this is not the time to snog each other senseless.”
He heard a voice from behind him. “Kill, kill, and kill Ron!” Shouted the robot “Wah, Wah, Kapow!” Ron was hit in the head with a hammer. “Walk, walk, Run! Boo, Boo, Kachop!” He ran at Ron at a breakneck speed and cut off Ron’s Head. “Scratch, scratch, Poke!” He poked Ron’s headless body so if toppled over. “Jump, Jump Woo!” The robot began to celebrate its victory.
Ron’s head rolled towards Hermione. She screamed, her and Harry stopped kissing. Harry began to fight everything while Hermione put Ron’s head back on. “Ron you get your head back if you promise never to say ‘I don’t come in peace, but in pieces.’” Said Hermione
“Absolutely” Said Ron, Hermione put his head back on as Harry finished off the robot, spider, and snake. Harry walked over to the two of them.
“Ron never open a box unless you knew where it came from and who.” Said Harry and Ron nodded. “All done, now where were we?” He pulled Hermione to him.
“Harry,” she laughed, as he began kissing her once more.
“Well at least they shut up” said Ron, soon Buckbeak landed in the forest to watch the three. Buckbeak just nodded his head in agreement.
**Back in Voldermort’s Secret Hideout**
“Wormtail! What do you mean Harry 2.4 Potter was destroyed?” asked Voldermort.
“That it failed.” Squeaked Wormtail, as he told his master the bad news.
“Nooooo!” shouted Voldermort, as the Death Eaters in the room cowered at his feet. “Why does the robot have to be so sensitive!?” After a few moments, Voldermort began muttering things to himself about cookies and milk.
**Back at Hogwarts**
Harry and Hetrmione were sitting in the common room. They were talking about where Voldermort had gotten the robot. Hermione sat on the floor, looking through the box. “Hermione, did you find anything?” asked Harry, as foam peanuts came flying from behind her. She turned, and he could see all the foam peanuts stuck to her hair and face.
“Yes,” she said, as she pulled out random bits of foam from her hair. “This” She held up a brochure, and tossed it to Harry as she returned to the foam in her hair. Harry looked at the brochure.
“He got it at the Dark Lord Warehouse and Henchmen Supplies?” asked Harry, Hermione nodded.
“Their email address is www.voldermortrulesharrypottersucks@hotmail.com.” said Hermione, Harry laughed.
Just then Ron came crashing through the door. “I’ve got a jar of dirt!” He shouted, as he held the jar over his head. Harry eyed the jar suspiciously. “And you can’t have it!” Hermione started laughing.
“Sure, let’s just start bashing our swords around. THAT SHOULD SLOVE EVERYTHING!!!” said Hermione, she was smiling broadly.
“Is it random quote time or something?” asked Harry, Hermione was soon laughing again. “Thumpthump, Thumpthump! Where’s my Thumpthump?” Hermione and Harry were rolling around on the floor from the laughter. Ron just stood by the door slightly confused.
“I’ll just leave you two alone. I see you have a lot of researching to do.” Said Ron and he slowly left. Harry and Hermione soon forgot about the robot and things, and even Voldermort for an hour while they talked about pirates. Harry soon defeated Voldermort. Ron never understood or remembered any of this. Hermione still laughs when you talk to her about The Dark Lord Warehouse and Henchmen Supplies. And Harry is perfectly fine.

Hmm, it was all cluttered and the humor never really got going. Sorry, but it was lame, IMHO...

Uh, a little frantic and all over the place.
A little editing would help.

www.voldermortrulesharrypottersucks@hotmail.com
Whilst skimming through it put a smile on my face.

HAHAHA me too. That little touch earned this a 2 star rating from me!

lol, I liked the POTC quotes at the end!

I think that you should have gone through and edited it. It was a cute idea and quite ridicolous (which was a good thing!) , very OOC, so I give you props on that. I just think it could've had more substance to it. It was rushed, too. The next time you write, you shoudl try and make the sentences flow better. It was a bit choppy.