Blast, I'm about to go to sleep and you give me something to write about
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'Oh, I forgot to ask you,' said Hermione brightly, glancing over at the Ravenclaw table,
'what happened on your date with Cho? How come you were back so early?'
Hermione already knows it was a complete disaster. After all, she did plant the seeds of jealousy by telling Harry to meet with her in the middle of a date. Especially since Hermione apparently knows all about how girls get jealous:
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'Oh, Harry' she said sadly. 'Well, I'm sorry but you were a bit tactless.' ... ...
Well, you see,' said Hermione, with the patient air of someone explaining that one plus one
equals iwo to an over-emotional toddler, 'you shouldn't have told her that you wanted to meet
me halfway through your date.'
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'But, but,' spluttered Harry, 'but — you told me to meet you at twelve and to bring her
along, how was I supposed to do that without telling her?'
'You should have told her differently' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient
air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to
the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole
day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she
please, please come along with you and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly.
Again, with her "patient air", she knew exactly what would happen, yet doesn't give Harry tips until AFTER he screws it up. Oh, our kniving Hermione
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And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,' Hermione
added as an afterthought.
'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused.
Hermione laughed.
Anyone who's ever been a teenager with a crush understands what "afterthough" means: hesistant to say it but finally just do.
But there's a little part you left out. Right after the "I don't think you're ugly", Ron and Ginny walk in and sit down while Harry and Hermione are still talking. Without missing a beat, the following exchange takes place:
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"Well, wouldn't it have been easier if she'd just asked me whether I liked her better than you?"
"Girls don't often ask questions like that," said Hermione
Funny, instead of asking Harry if he thinks she's pretty, Hermione instead fishes for the compliment that she's not ugly.
To continue their conversation:
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"Well, they should!" said Harry forcefully. "Then I could've just told her I fancy her,
Yea, that would've worked. NOT. Cho is insanely jealous of Hermione (as she should be, lol). Remember, Cho's a Ravenclaw, known for their smarts. I'm pretty sure that Cho would call Harry out on it, and basically give a list of reasons why she thinks that he fancies Hermione and vice versa that would make a PK'er proud.
I still refuse to believe that JKR put that whole section in just to show how girls think. She could've done it any number of other ways, but chose that particular way, that shows that Hermione knows what she's doing and that she longs for Harry to be hers