I've seen thread similar to this on the other site and I think I want to start one here..It's merely for fun and not meant to offend.

FORUM MYSTERIES

-do PKers ever sleep?
-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
-how many of us believe on the LP theory?



I can't think of anything else, but I'm sure I'll come up with bunch of them. Add on!

Well, I might think up a few mysteries, but I might have answers to a few of your questions:

-do PKers ever sleep?
**Of course we do! We take shifts to accommodate all the timezones of the world. Those who don't sleep are called PK Nightcrawlers. They are a special breed. They keep everyone else in check.

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
**They are snogging right now. Almost all of Harry's snogging goes on off-page, with the exception of his kiss with Jenny, because Jenny is powerful and wonderful. She was conceived without a father. Too bad for her six brothers before her, they were not as special as she.

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
**I... sincerely... doubt... that.

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
**What do you mean? We were born delusional. When you're born to it, it doesn't go away. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed my pink unicorn.

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
**That, she is. There are a variety of flavors in PK. Spicy, salty, sour...

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
**Well, I ship Trelawney and Hermione...

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
**Some have. A lot haven't. But we're still all Harmony.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
**

-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
** We'll take a show of hands... LP theory? Anyone?

--do PKers ever sleep?
At times. We can only sleep after we've glutted ourselves on Harmony. Then we choose others to take our place.

--How many of us believe in the LP theory?
I'm not sure. I'll halfway raise my hand. It's probably not true, but it does hold some water. All we can do is see.

--will we ever stop using smilies to express our feelings?

-do PKers ever sleep?



-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)



-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?



-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?



-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*



-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?



-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?



-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?



-how many of us believe on the LP theory?

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LMAO to all of that. I think the smilies question has been answered fully.

-do PKers ever sleep?

Who needs sleep when you can DO THE DEW?

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)

Oh, and it will be glorious!

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?

Oh God I hope not. Otherwise, I'll have to talk to myself and I'm delusional enough as it is...

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?

I have full embraced the idea of being delusional. It's my badge of honor.

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*

Oh, yes, she is. Her daughter also draws the cutest H/Hr pics!

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?

It's great eye candy *le sigh*

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?

Some have, sadly. As for me, I never will.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?



-how many of us believe on the LP theory?

I won't say "no", but I definitely enjoy the Felix Felicis theory more!

- do PKers ever sleep?
We take turns. When I go to sleep, someone gets up and replaces me. Same with the others.

- will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
They always kiss when we scroll down and can't see them.

- will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
That's a good question. I always ask myself that.

- will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
Delusionals are those who think H/Hr won't happen.

- is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
Um... *shrugs*

- why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
To confuse the hell out of me. Even though I had one of those at one point.

- is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
There's nothing to give up. H/Hr is fact.

- will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
Unless we suddenly can go into the Internet as if it were the Matrix, I think so. Otherwise our words can be misunderstood.

- how many of us believe on the LP theory?
I'm actually starting to think the LP theory is a red herring for the FF theory. So I believe it is there, but not for the reason most think of.


I know I should have answered those questions with some smart-ass funny thing, but I just woke up.

-do PKers ever sleep?
Err. . .

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
They already have in my imagination.

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?


-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
Probably not.

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
What's annearchy?

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
Hey! I need to go avatar shopping!

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
Well, most of us.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?


-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
????

-do PKers ever sleep?
Sleep is so highly overrated..

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
Of course. Those are just their doubles. Right now they're out snogging in the broom closet.

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
*gasp* Blasphemy!

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
Delusional? What makes you think we're delusional?

*goes off for a second* Sorry, had to put my pen in her cage. Wouldn't shut up.

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
I don't know her, but everyone else says she's sweet, so I'll say she is too.

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
Not everyone. I don't have a H/Hr avatar..*cougheventhoughIusedtohavethembeforeIgotthisonecough*

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
Give up? I..I don't.. know.. what.. you.. mean..

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?


-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
Not sure.

--Sabrina

What's annearchy?

A forum member, apparently. I think I've seen the nick around.

........ROFL..lol..



yeah, a forum member..you'll find her around..

Well, I expect to see more of forum mysteries from you guys but I have some more..

-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey?
-when the 'Harmony' word was announced as a trademark for H/Hr?
-who's the first to think of the word? *I used to think about 'Harmony' word is great for H/Hr before I came to the Potterverse and shipping war..turned up to be an official trademark for H/Hr..lol*
-will the world understand of our delusionalness?*I've been waiting..*
-aren't we a little too obsessed with the shipping thingy?
-how many times we get all *squee* when we read, or watch H/Hr moments?
-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
-has anyone ever used the "top" button?
-can we get rid of those bad feelings when DH countdown begins?

-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey? Not as long as I am around

-when the 'Harmony' word was announced as a trademark for H/Hr? Hmmm......I don't really know...But it fits perfectly....*sigh*

-who's the first to think of the word?
hmmm....not sure. That depresses me.

-will the world understand of our delusionalness?*I've been waiting..* Naw...we wouldn't be delusional if we were understood and where is the fun in that?

-aren't we a little too obsessed with the shipping thingy? Whose obsessed?

-how many times we get all *squee* when we read, or watch H/Hr moments? Every time

-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
Ahem....umm...I don't exactly like pumpkin pie...but it is a pretty pie...does that count?

-has anyone ever used the "top" button? Where is the top button?

-can we get rid of those bad feelings when DH countdown begins? Sure we can! With magic!

It's at the lower left hand corner of this box post. Lol.

Now, I'm not sure about when, but I think Mad-Eye Mike came up with the word Harmony to describe our ship. I found the history somewhere, maybe on HarmonyForever. If I do find it, I'll get back to you guys.

--Who are the gods of Harmony?
--Did the live chat used to be fun?
--Will PK grow less active after DH?
--WHERE IS LYNNEY? She has to finish Fixing Harry...

-do PKers ever sleep?

Only when we're out of caffeine and the buzz wears off.

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)

Sure! They are right now, see? Eskimo kissing!

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?

Because having a naked picture of Dan Radcliffe is against PK rules.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?

You're funny.

-how many of us believe on the LP theory?

Not me. Although wouldn't it be funny if it were true?

-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey?

You can't even keep PKers off PK when we're having problems with the server, so I doubt it.

-aren't we a little too obsessed with the shipping thingy?

We are one of the more obsessed shipping fandoms that I've come across, but I've been in worse. I do believe that the Mulder/Scully fans were pretty dang obsessed.

-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*

When my parents buy a pumpkin pie, they pretty much know that it's reserved for me.

--Did the live chat used to be fun?

Yeah, it was pretty fun back in the day. *is PK dating herself*

--Will PK grow less active after DH?

That all depends on how things go, I think.

Jennifer

Okay... I'm gonna answer the questions now:

-do PKers ever sleep?
Psh... who needs sleep?
-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
Of course they will.
-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
No. Never.
-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
Who's being delusional? Us? ...no we'll never stop being delusional.
-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
Nope.
-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
Because it's nice to look at.
-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
Well us shippers on PK haven't given up on Harmony.
-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?

-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
Some do, I guess.
-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey?
Not as long as I'm on here.
-when the 'Harmony' word was announced as a trademark for H/Hr?
I don't know... but wasn't Pumpkin Pie used first?
-who's the first to think of the word? *I used to think about 'Harmony' word is great for H/Hr before I came to the Potterverse and shipping war..turned up to be an official trademark for H/Hr..lol*
Wasn't it Mad Eyed Mike?
-will the world understand of our delusionalness?*I've been waiting..*
If they understand our delusionalness, we wouldn't be delusional.
-aren't we a little too obsessed with the shipping thingy?
Obsessed? Whatcha talking about? I LOVE H/Hr... nope, we're not obsessed...
-how many times we get all *squee* when we read, or watch H/Hr moments?
More than anyone can count.
-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
*is ashamed of herself* I haven't tasted pumpkin pie, but I will!!
-has anyone ever used the "top" button?
Nope... well at least, I haven't.
-can we get rid of those bad feelings when DH countdown begins?
What bad feelings?
--Who are the gods of Harmony?
...Hmm...
--Did the live chat used to be fun?
I signed up after the live chat. Is it still working?
--Will PK grow less active after DH?
I hope not.
--WHERE IS LYNNEY? She has to finish Fixing Harry...[/b]
WHERE IS SHE? /caplock

Miss Mady

I've always meant to ask... what's up with the live chat? Why is it never active... What's it there for?

I believe it exists so those of us who dislike Java applets can curse at it.

It used to active, but a hacker got in the system throught the chat. It caused a security problem and once it got fixed, I think NAPPA closed it down. Him or James.

-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey?

I'll be hanging around when my arthritic hands are still plucking away at the letters on my keyboard.

-when the 'Harmony' word was announced as a trademark for H/Hr?

Not understanding the question really, but H/Hr has a couple of nicknames. We're called Punkineers, Harmonians, Delusional (LOL). Besides "Harmony", I've also seen it called called Harrione and Pumkin Pie.

-how many times we get all *squee* when we read, or watch H/Hr moments?

EVERY TIME!

-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*

Well, being American, I have pumpkin pie every Thanksgiving. It's delicious with large amounts of whipped cream. I also make a double layer pumpkin cheesecake which cheesecake on the bottom and pumpkin pie on the top - droolworthy!

-has anyone ever used the "top" button?

Just did!

-can we get rid of those bad feelings when DH countdown begins?

Bad feelings? I'm to deluded to have bad feelings...

--Who are the gods of Harmony?

Definitely NAPPA, at least, for starting this site. Heaven and Mad-Eye Mike too.

--Did the live chat used to be fun?

I remember being so upset when Jennifer (Hermione's Twin) told me the live chat was closed due to hackers. UGH! But now I chat on MSN with PKers like bamaslamma29, brown, Hermione's Hero, catwork and H/Hrfan.

--Will PK grow less active after DH?

Maybe when we're recovering from the week-long CELEBRATION PARTY!!! This site is gonna explode with all the Harmonians comiing together to bask in the after-glow of DH!!!

--WHERE IS LYNNEY? She has to finish Fixing Harry...

Good question. Of course, I've waited over 6 months for Gillian to update "After the End" and SHE DID!!! Sooooooooooooooooo worth the wait!!!

[-do PKers ever sleep?
Well that depends, some of us could be nocturnal...
-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
I think they will whether it be in canon or fanon
-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
Never!!
-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
When H/Hr happens
-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *
probably not
-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
Because we are crazy!!!
-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
I think so. Deep down all of us harmonians see a glimmer of hope no matter how small it is
-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
Sure we will
-how many of us believe on the LP theory
I think it could be possible given how many times theywere refered to in HBP

[quote name='Misya' date='Jan 23 2007, 06:48 AM' post='297710']
I've seen thread similar to this on the other site and I think I want to start one here..It's merely for fun and not meant to offend.

FORUM MYSTERIES

-do PKers ever sleep?
Umm...
-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
Well if they don't I'm sure they're getting rather bored.

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
Highly doubtful. yay!

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?
Stop being delusional? Is that even possible?

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
I'm sure he/she is very sweet. Not seen him/her around myself.

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
*raises hand* I don't!

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
Some have, some haven't. I'm halfway

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
Whatever are you talking about?

-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
Hmm...

-will there ever be a day when there are absolutely NO Pkers on the Portkey?
No PKers? Thats unimaginable! Plus, my Mod job would be soo boring!

-when the 'Harmony' word was announced as a trademark for H/Hr?
No idea, but it's lovely isn't it?

-who's the first to think of the word?
Again, no idea. It's a mystery to me

-will the world understand of our delusionalness?*I've been waiting..*
Where would the fun be in that? hehe.

-aren't we a little too obsessed with the shipping thingy?
Obsessed? Why Obsessed is my middle name!

-how many times we get all *squee* when we read, or watch H/Hr moments?
Every. Single. Time.

-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
Yes! lol When I went to Florida for my family holiday it was around Thanksgiving and everywhere had Pumpkin Pie and I couldnt resist! I liked it, but it's not my fave pie of all time. heh.

-has anyone ever used the "top" button?
I use it all the time with my Modly duties. It saves time.. not a lot granted, but some.

-can we get rid of those bad feelings when DH countdown begins?
I'm sure we can try..

--Who are the gods of Harmony?
The admins of course!!!

--Did the live chat used to be fun?
It was.. I never went in there too much, but when I did it was great.

--Will PK grow less active after DH?
I don't know.. maybe. I hope not though! PK has been a big part of my life for almost 4 years now (Wow.. I'm oooold! -PKwise anyway hehe) and I really hope it doesnt slow/stop.

--WHERE IS LYNNEY? She has to finish Fixing Harry...
Umm... pass.

Now, can't think of many questions but here are a few..

- Does anyone actually disable to Guided Mode?
- Does anyone uncheck the enable emoticons box?
- Has anyone used every single emote here?
- Do the mods really scare you? (Please say no, I'm getting a complex! )

~Bec

- Does anyone actually disable to Guided Mode?
**I'm doing it right now.

- Does anyone uncheck the enable emoticons box?
***I'm feeling crazy. ::unchecks::

- Has anyone used every single emote here?
***Doubt it. No one can feel everything at once.

- Do the mods really scare you? (Please say no, I'm getting a complex! :lol:) ~Bec
***Er... no. '-_-

- Does anyone actually disable to Guided Mode?
Um... no? What happens if I disable it?
- Does anyone uncheck the enable emoticons box?
I haven't yet.
- Has anyone used every single emote here?
Nope...
- Do the mods really scare you? (Please say no, I'm getting a complex! )
Bec, you scare me sometimes with your "slight hyperness"... lol... just kidding...

The Leek song is really catchy... :tries to sing:

Miss Mady

FORUM MYSTERIES

-do PKers ever sleep?

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
Everyones sigs seem to show people think so
-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
probly not.
-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?After DH
-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
Dunno...
-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
You see, that confused me when I came here, I thought everyone had to choose from millions of avatars provided by the forum or something.

Btw, AdamantEve's avatar always puts a smile on my face
-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
I think it could still happen
-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
Uh, no
-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
its possible...
-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
Yeah, not too sure if I wanna try it
-Will PK grow less active after DH?Whilst reading and re-reading its no TV or internet so as not to have anything spoiled for me
(Hang on, I'll just be avoiding ads on TV, News etc)

FORUM MYSTERIES

-do PKers ever sleep?
I never sleep. Apparently, neither does Bec. Don't know about the rest of you lot though.

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)
Hell yes.

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?
Nope. That's an insane question to post.

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?After DH
We aren't delusional to start with. Hey, who posted these? A Heron???

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*
Yeah, me

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?
Avatar? What's one of those?

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?
No. Anything can happen in one book.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?
Nope

-how many of us believe on the LP theory?
Never heard it.

-has anyone ever tasted Pumpkin Pie?*I'm sure most of us have, gosh, I love pumpkin pie!!*
Nope. I live in England, we don't get it.

-Will PK grow less active after DH?
My guess is yes. We will have less lurkers.

- Does anyone actually disable to Guided Mode?
Never felt the urge to..

- Does anyone uncheck the enable emoticons box?
Why on earth would I do that?!

- Has anyone used every single emote here?
No..though it'd be fun to try.

- Do the mods really scare you? (Please say no, I'm getting a complex! )
Why would you guys scare me?
I do scare myself sometimes though..

--Sabrina

I think you might have read it here or here.

-do PKers ever sleep?

Umm... I can't say that I never got a full night's sleep both back in the old days and now... What can I say, I'm a Night Owl. *hoot*.

-will Harry and Hermione ever kiss?(look at the Portkey logo)

In cannon, unfortunately no. In our dreams/fantasies? Do I even have to answer the question?

-will Harmony shipper gets tired of discussing about H/Hr?

No. This is where the continued existence of Portkey is necessary.

-will Harmony shipper ever stop being delusional?

Book 7 has come and gone and I'm still as delusional as ever! Even without Rowling's new "encouragement".

-is anyone sweeter than annearchy? *I think annearchy is sweet*

Tough question... nope, annearchy takes the cake. She's very nice to talk to on LJ.

-why does almost everyone have H/Hr on their avatar?

Because we our ship that much.

-is it really we haven't given up yet on Harmony?

I won't have given up on Harmony even when my children are having protests over the fact that the internet is a dangerous and evil thing and are threatening to jam it to keep me from sitting in front of a screen all day and "live" life.

-will we ever stop using smilles to express our feelings?

I was told, after first coming here, that I had to use smilies more often or otherwise people would think of me as a stick in the mud... so whaddaya think?

~Salamon2