Inane D/G Theories Thread
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Well here's an idea.....

Draco means dragon (or in this sense he is the monster/beast) and we all know Ginny is the damsel in distress (princess/Belle) so even if Harry is the hero (Gaston anyone?) Ginny is actually going to fall in love with her cpator (the beast).

You know I'm right

Ooooh, Beauty and the Beast! Love it. You are soooo right.


Wellll... I've got some hxc canon proof right here. Prepare yourselves.



Ginny gets mentioned by Blaise, and the minute Draco hears her name, he knocks Pansy's hand aside and sits up abruptly. He masks his reaction by discussing Neville at first, but then brings her back up.

"What's so special" about her? Well, Pansy points out that lots of boys like her, and she watches Draco for his reaction! But we don't see it! JKR doesn't tell us what he does, during this exchange. Highly suspicious, if you ask me.

Then she asks Blaise for his opinion, and we still don't see how Draco reacts. Does he share this thought? We don't know!

This reeks of suspicion, D/Gers!! Keep your eyes open for further clues. We may just yet see D/G in canon.

And I'm really only about 2/3rds kidding here, haha.

Haha, I'm actually very serious about this theory... Draco definitely feels something for that 'Weasley girl' and denial will get him nowhere!

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/Pansy's thoughts/
"Potter, precious Potter, obviously he wanted a look at 'the Chosen One'," sneered Malfoy, "but that Weasley girl! What's so special about her?"

/You know what is special about her Draco. You haven't forgotten last year's bogey hex have you? But it's more than just her hexing skills that make you find her 'special'.../ "A lot of boys like her," said Pansy, watching Malfoy out of the corner of her eyes for his reaction. /And you're one of those boys. D'you think I haven't seen your reaction whenever someone mentions her or when you seek her out in the great hall? When you think nobody is looking? I know you Draco. Do you think I cannot read your expression now?/ "Even you think she's goodlooking, don't you, Blaise, and we all know how hard you are to please!" /But you are right to hide it, Draco, even from yourself. Listen to Blaise. The Slytherins would never accept it. You yourself could never accept it. /

"I wouldn't touch a filthy little blood traitor like her whatever she looked like," said Zabini coldly, and Pansy looked pleased. /That's right Draco, sink back in defeat. You belong here, with your fellow Slytherins, with me. / Malfoy sank back across her lap and allowed her to resume the stroking of his hair.

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And now for something inane...

I have another theory... *drum roll*
It is with pride and humor that i present to you
... The Codominance Theory, or Why Genes Prefer Blond/Rehead Couples

It's written in their genes.
Genes want what is in their best interest. Draco is blond and Ginny is a redhead. If they were to marry darkhaired individuals, the chances of their children expressing the blond or redhead gene would be quite slim.

However, if the genes want to solve this problem, Draco/Ginny is the answer. The children of a redhead/blond couple exhibit what is called codominance. This means that both the redhead allele and the blond hair allele are fully expressed. This makes both genes happy, and means that the children are cute little strawberry blond cherubs (or devils).

The codominance is also symbolic of the perfect union between Draco and Ginny, because it represents a healthy relationship where both parties are able to blossom without the other trying to dominate them.

Bill and Fleur's genes clearly understood this, and it's only a matter of time until Draco and Ginny's do.

^wow! i loved your theories! especially the 'I've filled in between the lines for you' bit...very good

Got another lovely little theory which we have all heard before and funnily enough backs up my beauty and the beast theory.

Ginevra means fair one and comes from the name Guinevere who we know ran away with Lancelot instead of staying with Arthur. So that obviously means Ginny is going to run away with Draco and leave Harry. Lol you know I'm right.

Hee this inane theory’s thing is funny to read. I've never quite thought of all the 'hints' out there that D/G is going to be together! There are sure a lot... I don't know if anyone's posted this before but Draco and Ginny are complete opposites in pretty much EVERY way. Ginny is surrounded by a loving family where as Draco doesn't have anyone, and no siblings. Plus Ginny is a girl in a family of boy's and by the sounds of the Black descendents a lot of them where girls. (Bellatrix, Narsicca, and Tonks mother... *forget her name*) So yes that concludes my theory.

Plus pink haired kids are always way cool.

This isn't really inane, but then it really isn't sane either. But see, I suddenly remembered that Ginny tells the girls that Harry has a dragon tatoo because it is more manly. Now who do we know associated with dragons?

Hehehhee, I thought it was pretty funny, AND it is canon! Ginny is trying to deny her obvious feelings for Draco.

Oh man. How didn't we see right through that?
Of COURSE Ginny thinks dragons are more manly.

Good catch.




Kristina

We know that the Weasleys are distantly related to the Blacks. We also know that the Malfoys are distantly related to the Blacks. Furthermore, it is spelled out to us that most pureblood/pureblood pairs, anymore, are practically Blackcest.

Hence, by marrying Draco (hey, we never were told who Scorp's mum was) Ginny will both continue the tradition of Blackcest and bring some very fresh blood into the equation! See? It's fate! how could nobody have seen this before?

(...I have a feeling this thread will not thrive despite my necromancy of it...)