The credit goes entirely to Liu, who started this:
Harry went to check on Ron and Hermione. What he saw shocked him, to say the least. They were locked in a passionate kiss and afterwards, they just held each other, impervious to Harry's interruption.
"Hermione, I love you! Sorry about not respecting you since we first met, and always arguing with you, ignoring your opinion. Forgive me about the hard time I gave you over Krum, forget fraternizing with the enemy! It turns out I was jealous! Whoulda thunk it! Sorry about going out with Lavender because she liked me. Sorry about 6 years of bickering! Turns out that was sexual tension!"
"Ron, It turns out I love you too! Sorry it took me a whole year just to figure that out. Sorry about not respecting you, always placing Harry's safety above yours, always caring for Harry more, always thinking Harry is important, always talking about Harry. Sorry about the birds by the way... I'm glad we never talked about that."
They kissed again, repulsed and shocked, Harry walked out. In fact, he didn't think he'd be more shocked if Voldermot called round and offered to settle everything over a pint of butterbeer.
"Harry! Wake up!"
"Wha-"
"You look....unsettled...."
"Yeah I had a weird dream"
"Well, tell me!"
"Nah, you'd just call me delusional"
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My idea is for us H/Hr usual users of this forum to continue this story with our ideas. Everyone at a time adds his idea and the story grows! What do you think?
Here goes my continuation:
"Come on. It can't be that wei ------ OMG, was it Voldemort?!"
"No. It was... someone else."
"Someone else? Who?"
"It was just a dream. Nothing serious. I'm fine, really."
"[unconvinced] Well... if you say so..."
Harry yawned and scratched the back of his head. His mind was still connected to the dream. It looked so real... And besides the fact that he had just witnessed a sample of what could happen if Ron and Hermione hooked up, one scenario he would rather not witness ever again, he wondered how the bloody gargoyles did he always have to see pumpkins flying around him wherever he went. Looking around he found the answer: he had just slept in a pumpkin patch.
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How will you continue?