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I think Christians can use this. You can write it wth a little font.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

at the back only

HARRY [HEART] HERMIONE.

No Heron can say something to this.

I am just full of ideas!

Front: I just read Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince...
Back: and all I got was this ruddy anvil!

Front:I think you are SO stupid!You have the emotional range of a teaspoon, you insult everything I am passionate about, and you are a petty jerk!
Back:isn't it obviouse? I love you so much Won Won!

Front: ((on a "Hello! My Name Is..." sticker, there is the name HBP!Hermione written in the box))
Back: Molly Weasley In Training

Front:I look like your mother...
Back: You KNOW the monster in your chest is purring for me.let's get married!

(this T-shirt would make more sense to be worn by girls/boys with red hair)
Front: I am NOT Ginny Weasley!
Back:I get over my childhood crushes

Front: I am NOT a Weasley
Back: My friends and friend's relatives do not instantly fall in love with me for no good reason.

You are a GENIUS. I've always found the whole "Ginny looks like Lily, therefore Harry + Ginny = Twoo Wuv" thing disturbing. I refuse to marry the mirror image of my father! That's just wrong!

I'm loving all those T-shirt designs! I'm having a hard time choosing which slogan I want to share with the state of Arizona this November.

What is love?

Herons: Love is tension. It's yelling and jealousy and tears and not speaking for months. LOVE IS ANVILS.
Harmonians: Love is friendship, trust, loyalty, dependability, patience, and courage.

Delusional? Who's delusional?

That's my slogan for the day. I know it's long and none too catchy, but whatever.

Front: Don't hate me because I'm not ugly.
Back: Just ask your boyfriend, Ginny.
- Hermione Granger

Front: If being delusional means not believing Ginny is perfect for Harry, then -
Back: Bring on the white jackets, I'm as delusional as they get!

Front: "U r StUpYd. iT's So OBVIOUS tHaT rOn n HeRmIoNe r ToTtALY PERFECT 4 eAcH oTeHr!!!!11"
Back: --- is why I ship Harry/Hermione =)

Front: Make way for ME!
Seriously delusional shipper coming through.

Front: We may be a small percentage of fandom...
But remember -
Back: We also hunt in packs.
Harry/Hermione shippers - the wolves of fandom.

Front: We have to read between the lines because:
- best friends NEVER become get married.
- bickering and degrading ALWAYS equals LOVE.
- hero-worshipping TOTALLY makes sense.
- there's no greater love than one that stems from monsters in pants chests.
Back: 'Scuse me while I go laugh myself silly.

Front: Pumpkin Pie <3
Back: Sweeter than chocolate (and trees, for that matter!)

LOL those are great!! Here's mine
Front:Where would the world be without all the delusional people?
Back: Probably still sitting around laughing at the last fool who sailed off the edge of the world!

And on the font you can have a cartoon with a R/Hr shipper going "hey did you hear about that poor Harmonian's boat trip??" and then have a H/G shipper saying "yeah hahaha...poor deluded fool haha" And on the back you can have a cartoon with the HMS Harmony docked at a tropical harbor with a H/Hr shipper chill'n on the beach thinking "Don't go they said...the worlds flat they said...HA! let them call me delusional...at least I've got a nice tan"

Back: What is the difference between Lord Emerpatz and Lord Voldemort?
Front: Voldemort wasn't born evil!

Front: Love is anvils and there are 3000 wizards in Britain.

Front: Harry/Hermione
Back: It is my choice.

Front: I don't ship R/Hr.
Back: I'm not a slave.

Sorry Axis, seems somebody beat you to the cut!

http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash <<< THIS IS HILARIOUS! Don't worry about the rambling, it's so funny, yet pathetic... he didn't have the guts to get out of his car so that those HBP waiters could have a chance.... Great vid never the less.

I hope no one minds that I steal a few of these lines for avatars

Mine.

Front: I'm a H/Hr Shipper.
Back : Get over that.

"Delusional Militant" (in nice large bold fonts!)

Front : A description of the Harry Potter series in four words? Thats easy! 'Rise of the Anvils'.

Front : The time has come for those who are delusional to stand united.

Front: One delusional militant can make all the difference.

I don't think anyone would mind if ya gave them credit for their words

Hmm, I came up with another one, as I was browsing the site:

Front: Harmionian (with GREAT fanart of H/HR)
Back: Only Harry and Hermione can make "delusional" a good thing =)

I the wolf shipper thing! i almost want to switch my shirt from
H/hr shipper
Deal with it

to that! excellent shirt, should be printed! and the vid was hilarious. didja hear that one girl? "noo snape -" (gets cut off cuz he zooms away).

In my previous thread i said i was going to buy that really mean shirt that gives away who dies and wear it into a borders or barnes and noble with a masquerade mask and just stand there at the Harry Potter section....its a bit late to do it but whatever. I havent bought the shirt yet, been terribly busy but i think i'll go and buy it today! I'll keep you people who supported me up to date on my plans!!

Love all you people's shirt ideas. I wish they made all those shirts so i could have em all!

Front: Some ships are made out of wood..
back: -pic of a tree- Beware Herons...

I saw this in an avatar, and I think it would make a nice t-shirt as well (sorry, I can't remember where it was to give credit... maybe it's in the pumpkin avatars thread)

Front: R/Hr
Back: Because divorce court is fun!

Front: RHr
Back: I'd only be happy if were i divorce laywer...which im NOT

How about:

Front: Don't hate me for being a member of the HMS Harmony because

Back: right isn't always easy.

or

it's not hero worship.

or

it's based on friendship, trust, and understanding.

Front:We are the wolves of Fandom
Back: Fear our howl!!!!!

Front: Lust-sexual tension-physical attraction-R/Hr
Back:Love- A profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person ,esp. based on past friendship-H/Hr

Both are very good but the second one sounds better. Although, the first one makes me laugh.

There probably should be something that makes it obvious "We" refers to us H/Hrs, because I'm sure not a lot of people have read this thread

Good job, though!

Front H/Hrs the Wolves of fandom...
Back: Fear our howl!!!!

Front: Lion the king of the food chain...
Back:hmm...kinda sounds like HHr

Front: Ahhhhh!!!its the moster from the pants!!!!
Back: I mean chest.

Front: We have many names: Voldys team, Harmionians, Pumpkin pie...they do too.
Back: Herons, Bad--i mean good ship, skunky ship--i mean fantabulous ship.

Front: HHRs are the king/Queen of the food chain...
Back: Fear our ROAR!

While I was reading all of these slogans, I had the most amusing vision. Can you imagine what would happen if a bunch of Harmonians got together at the GoF premier, wearing identical shirts, and came marching in? I mean, we’re delusional, so they’d have to have some sort of slogan with the word delusional, and hey! We’re militant, so wouldn’t it be funny if they went in marching like an army? Oh, and they would wear camo pants…and combat boots…and dog tags that say HMS Harmony…*giggles*

Alas, I don’t think that’s possible…but it’s still fun to think about!

Anyways, for my shirt idea:

Front: Do you believe in trees?
Back: If you do, I have an axe, and I know how to use it!

I know, not the best, but I thought it was amusing.

A little something for the computer geeks

Front: <H/Hr>
Back: </R/Hr>

How about

Front: I want YOU (with Dumbledore pointing like Uncle Sam)
Back: to join the HMS Harmony

or

Front: HMS Harmony isn't sunk...
Back: ... it's just travelling under water (with a picture of a submarine)

or (inspired by the Matrix)

Front: Try to realize the truth.
Back: There is no anvil.

Front: Harmony isn't impossible...
Back: ...it's inevitable.

From adidas advertisement:

Front: H/Hr is impossible.
Back: Impossible is nothing.

front:Love isnt blind, but friendship closes its eyes~unkown
Back:The fear of rejection...HHr

Front: HHrs are the wolves of fandom
Back: and our bite is worse then out bark just ask a RHr.

Front:HHrs the sirius blacks of fandom....
Back:Harry and Hermione for life

Front: 2,4,6,8 who do we really hate
back: his name starts with E....

Front: Herons....
Back:that speaks for itself---pumpkin pies better anyway...

I like the underwater one,it implies we havent actually been damaged,but we are now using the sneaky approach to the ultimate goal!




that number one is classy,you should make up a whole song,you all should make up a song the winner is the one who uses minimal references from the MN interview. However the title can have the words delusional or militant in it.

how about one that says MarySue's Beware:Dangerous Monster Inside on the chest of the shirt....not very funny I know...but I thought it was cute....hee hee

I had a similar one! I thought we should make navy-inspired uniforms with a nice splash of orange and a pumpkin patch (no pun intended!), and then start assigning ranks: give 'Captain' to the most awesome H/Hr fanfic author, and work down from there.

Alas! It's too bad we're spread so thin over the globe. The impact would have been so much greater if we were all going to the same theatre! We could have marched into the cinema, waving picket signs and banners (kinda like protesters).

Anyone else planning to see the premiere at the Harkins inside Arizona Mills mall?



I LIKE! UncleSam!Dumbledore, now that's new!

I'm thinking:

The not-too-obvious anti-Ginny shirt:
Front: HARRY/HERMIONE
Back: BECAUSE HARRY NEEDS TO HEAR "BE CAREFUL".

The Sirius mourning/bad romance in HBP shirt:
Front: DON'T BOTHER THE CHICK IN THE BLACK SHIRT (me).
Back: SHE LOST HER HEART IN OOTP AND HER LUNCH IN HBP.
WOE!

With a picture of Harry:
HERMIONE'S SCAR-STUDDED HERO

Because I still believe in Canon!H/Hr:
Front: YOU'RE NOT HARMONIAN!
Back: MAY JKR HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL. I WON'T.

Hmmph.
MY POINT IS SO GOOD, IT NEEDS NO ANVILS.

EAT PUMPKIN PIE, INFIDEL!

All right, I admit I'm in a ridiculously silly mood. You would be too, if you'd been studying the most boring subject on the planet and were suddenly unleashed on the unsuspecting Portkey community.

The one in bold made me laugh,just letting you know

My (crappy, IMO) idea

FRONT: The RMS Titanic was the biggest ship in the world...
They said it would never sink...
BACK: The HMS Heron is the biggest ship in the Potterverse...
They say it will never sink...

That came to me randomly a long time ago...even before I was a Harmonian, I think...I'm using it as my sig now, though you can't see it at the moment.

Good! I love making people laugh!




It's only too true. Their ship is big. Our ship is strong. Which would you rather be on?

Nice one!

Front:this is not love...snog snog snog-Harry/Ginny
Back this is love...Are you sure your alright?-Harry/Hermione

Front:Im a ginny/harry shipper
Back:NOT Like hell i am.

Front:Thy mercy falls before thee, the one that i love
back: I forgive you harry, and i hope you forgive me after HBP

I saw this on an avatar made by someone called freakoutt on LJ.

Front: R/Hr is love?
Back: No, it's obvious.

Lmao! That deserves a standing ovation, that does!
*stands*

Front: JKR says : Read between the lines.
Meaning: Dig deeper than what your see on the surface.
Result: R/Hr and H/G
Back: H/Hrs say: Biggest. Hypocrite. Ever.

Front:Affection, a fond attachment, devotion ,or love.~HHr
Back:Lust, intense sexual desire or appitite ~H/G; RHr

or

Lust,to have attraction to only physical features rather than love~RHr;H/G

I like this one since I can picture this one in my head easily.



You are correct in saying (from what I can see) that nothing is unsinkable. The Titantic sunk and the Heron seems to be made up of a few canon evidences and I will never abandon the HMS Harmony!



One that I dislike since R/Hr leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I think of them together (unlike when I picture the perfect Harmony picture).



I agree with you since the Herons believe they have won in HBP, but as they say "they (the Herons) may have won the battle, BUT THE WAR IS NOT OVER YET!"

Long live the HMS Harmony and may your hull made up of canon evidence, symbolism, friendship, trust, and understanding forever keep you afloat until we pass these troubled waters (the 'troubled' waters being HBP)!

okay...I have a few more ideas. bear with me, folks:

Front:Move out of the way,Hermione!I'm takeing over this joint.I want you all to laugh at my snot-related jokes and let me insult all the girls while all the boys find my floweryness pretty and devote all of their attention to ME!
Back:Harry's Ideal Girl

Front:don't make me go HBP!Hermione on your arse...
Back:but don't worry. that sting after a brutal canary attack is my way of saying "I Love You"

Front: Missing:S.P.E.W
Back: if found, please return to Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince.

Front: Why Harry Potter/Me is better than Harry/Ginny (reasons on the back)
Back:
1.I have just as much of a crush on him as Ginny did in COS
2.I've seen him in the baths...and he wasn't embarrased one bit
3. It would be a totolly forced love braught on instantly and with no buildup.hey...that kind of relationship got the Chocolateer Aproval in HBP.
4.Just give me a wand....I'll probably know more spells than Ginny.

Front: Chocolate... (in that yummy chocolate-brown colour, with the yummy melted chocolatey font)
Is bad for you.
Back:
Which is why I hate Harry/Ginny.
Pumpkin pie is healthier.


Your ideas make sense, Emerald_Lorret! I especially liked:


SO true!!

This idea came to me at work today. Corrections and improvements welcome.

Front:

It was clear to us in 1st Year

McGonagal knew it in 2nd Year

Buckbeak and Sirius were saved by it in 3rd Year

Krum didn't like it, Rita exploited it, and Molly accepted it in 4th Year

Cho was jealous of it in 5th Year

Slughorn tried to use it and Ron suspected it in 6th Year

It will happen in 7th Year

Back, in really big letters, either:

H/Hr

or:

Pumpkin Pie

I love this one and it still makes me laugh. Ron deserved what he got by snogging a girl in public and angering Hermione even more (still a Harmony shipper!)!



This is good but I might want to add Harmony after the Pumpkin Pie!

Those are all excellent! Here's my thought for the day:

Front: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T SEE AN ANVIL?
Back:
SIRIUS: Er...I keep a hippogriff in my house, does that count?
BUCKBEAK: I might have flown over one...
MCGONAGALL: I Transfigured one into a kitty scratching post.
MOLLY: No...would you like some pie?

They didn't see them.
Neither did I.

H.M.S. Pumpkin Pie

Front: My hippogriff just ate your canaries.
Back: What do you mean, that was your only 'shipper proof?

Hmmm...I've worked too hard today. I'm out of ideas. In the meantime, keep the fun stuff coming, everybody!

Front:
Suspicious fan: So just what exactly is between you and Hermione?
Harry: We're just friends.
Suspicious fan: Define "friends".
Harry: Simple. I snog her senseless anytime I can, have the best shags every day if possible, she's all I really need, I can ditch the other friend and his sister and still have more to go on, and she's the voice of reason in my head. Like I said, friends. Don't know why you fans are always asking.
Suspicious fan: ... ... ..
Back:
H/Hr Shipper.
What are YOU looking at?

Front:"Delusions" arent such a bad thing when H/Hr are involved
Back: Harry and Hermione for life

Hmm, a strange one...

Using that old British poem... or better yet, an illustration for the idea...
FRONT: The Owl and the Pussycat (and the flying Pig)

Using a fan art of Harry and Hermione with Pig flying round them, the hug of OoTP...
BACK: Impossibly together... HMS Harmony/Pumpkin Pie

I'm in the mood for nursery rhymes and fairy tales.

Front: H/G & R/Hr
Back: It hurts but it doesnt burn

Front:anivils are kinda like threshals...
Back:invisible, unreal,imaginary,and only those whos seen BAD things can see them~HHr

Front: If youve ever seen an anvil clap your hands
Back: Crickets chirping(pic of cricket)

Front: Harry and Hermione are opposite...
Back: the only ones who make opposites a good thing

Front: Threashal/ anvil shipper
Back: unreal for life

Ha Ha!

I bought my army camo shirt today, and fabric paints, an alphabete stencil and a stencil of a pumpkin!!!

I'm making my shirt tonight!!!

I know you'll all be disapointed cause it will be very simple.

front: DELUSIONAL

right sleave: pic of two pumpkins resting agains each other

left sleave: Harmony or if that wont fit H/HR

very simple but I think effective. Any shipper that visits shipping websites will get it any one else will just see a cool if slightly weird t-shirt.

HAHA I'm so excited I just hope my fabric painting skills are up to the challange. Am I able to post a pic on here of the finished product?

Front: Harmony's in the air...
Back: everytime I look around.

Front: Feeling militant lately?
Back: Good, 'cause Harmony needs YOU!

Front: Pumpkin pie
Back: Now serving all day, every day.

Front: Apple pie?
Back: No thanks, I'll have the Pumpkin pie.

Front: Quidditch gotcha down?
Back: Ginny-sue's here to rescue you. Call 1-800-FOR-BLAZE

Front: If your despret and need a date
Back: Heres a # you'll appreciate: 1-800-call-ginny

Front:Out of the box, Out of the box
Back: The only ones who think outside the box

Front: Anvils are like little replicas of Threshals...
Back: Invisible, scary, and only those who see BAD things can see them