here is a challange for a humors fic.
In potions class, Ginny is making a truth potion. (a legal one) Snape picks on Ginny to be the one it is tested on, and allows a Slytherin to ask her questions. Even though the person was not supposed to, she/he manages to get Ginny to admit she likes Draco Malfoy.
Through the grape vine, Draco finds out. He confronts her in the great hall. He kisses her.
Ron freaks out. Curses are thrown. Draco, Ginny and Ron end up in detention together.
To make Ron mad. Draco keeps making intedues towards Ginny. Ginny gives it right back. She makes a commment about how the hat wanted her to be in Slytherin. The causes Ron to faint.
how does this end? That's up to you. Humor is what I'm looking for, fluff is always welcome.